An act in where a man sticks a piece of lead from a mechanical pencil into his urethra and has sex with a women or grapefruit, whichever comes first.
I was sitting at home and thought my pineapple deserved a lead pipe so I warmed the pineapple in a 350 degree oven for ten minutes and then poured Siracha hot sauce over it to counteract the lead poison stinging with hot sauce stinging.
by Ectoplasm_Randy December 23, 2017
When someone is so pathetic, stupid, or annoying, they are lacking lead in their diet and need a dose of lead pills. Sometimes put into an acronym LDC (Lead Deficient Cunt) or the female term LDT (Lead Deficient Trollop). Normally these people are cured by one dose of pills. If in doubt, reapplying treatment is acceptable. Lead deficiency in people is very common and should be treated.
by Werb69 September 29, 2021
Person 1: "Did you hear about Person 2?"
Person 3: "No, what happened?"
Person 1: "He caught lead last week."
Person 1: "Catch."
Person 2: "Catch what?"
Person 1: "Catch these hands!"
Person 2: "Catch lead!"
Person 3: "No, what happened?"
Person 1: "He caught lead last week."
Person 1: "Catch."
Person 2: "Catch what?"
Person 1: "Catch these hands!"
Person 2: "Catch lead!"
by EvergreenTrees October 19, 2021
Hows was last night with that date?
It was amazing, whipped out my skin rifle and filled her with white lead.
It was amazing, whipped out my skin rifle and filled her with white lead.
by Whateverm8 July 19, 2018
Not being in the correct headspace prior to going on holiday or forgetting things that were done prior to going on holiday
by Rogue Two June 07, 2023
by DickOfDiamonds July 08, 2017
Someone who presses the buttons entirely too hard on any game controller. Similar to someone with a lead foot in a car.
by shrimpy121 May 26, 2016