spot the landing

To drop a comment, joke, etc. during conversation at the perfect time.

Jon Stewart can spot the landing like no other.

by 2004 b. May 16, 2006

frog landing zone

Challenge to another person.

(Drawing a square on my chest) THis is a frog landing zone buddy. If you feel froggy just leap Mother F***er!

by James Enockson May 17, 2006

Crash Landing

A handshake in which a person reaches out for a handshake with someone they had just met but quickly fakes him/her out and goes for a hug but then again fakes him/her out by stretching his/her arms out in what appears to be a falling airplane position and quickly grabbing/fingering his/her balls/pussy.
Hence the "crash landing".

Joe: Yo dan why does it look like you've just seen your grandma getting fucked in the ass?

Dan: dude some guy just went to shake my hand and hug me at the same time, but instead he grabbed my fuckin sack!!

Joe: HAAA! sounds like you just got a crash landing!

by Joe dan keith May 29, 2008

Lanking

Lanking: when a person of tall and slim stature stands awkwardly with an expression of extreme self consciousness.

Example: "look at that twat over there, lanking like a spare cock."

by Katymvr August 29, 2016

internet larping

When kids sit on there computers all day playing world of warcraft for 23 hours a day and talk down to anyone who isn't hip with internet lingo and their fags

Let's go outside. no busy internet larping.

by xXSUPERJIMXx September 22, 2013

Lansing, Illinois

An average, rundown, blue collar, mostly middle income suburban village that is often called "ghetto" by NWI residents.

Munster Kid: So you are from Lansing, Illinois?

Lansing Kid: Yes, I am.

Munster Kid: How ghetto.

by Jag140 September 5, 2011

lancing

When two guys reverse scissor each other to have anal sex with each other at the same time.

Lee spent the weekend Lancing with Rocky in Seattle.

by Truthwriter November 18, 2007