licking a badger's arse

The dry, grubby feeling in your mouth left after a nights heavy drinking

After a night's heavy drinking john awoke to find his mouth felt like he'd be licking a badger's arse

by JimBill April 25, 2006

licking bean

To lick the clitoris, usually in a lesbian context.

Tim: I didn't realize Lena and Shirley were lesbians.

Rick: Sure and I say if they're into licking bean, well that's their business.

Tim: Of course.

by Canadian Tim November 13, 2006

Finger licking

This is a gross habit that people initiate when they are eating. The louder they suck their fingers when they eat, the more horrible and worse it is. There are things to prevent this: see napkin, manners.

If people think childishly sucking on their thumbs or biting their fingernails are nasty and bad habits, then why don't they think the same bout finger licking? What do they all have in common? They all involve fingers in the mouth!!!

by Your Dad December 11, 2004

licking old lollipops

An ancient description term used to define "lol" - this last now an overly used expression that simply means nothing.

Dude1: "Man I just got fired..."
Dude2: "lol"
Dude1: "Why in the hell are you licking old lollipops" ?

by James Choolaz December 14, 2013

larking out

(Brit)
Hanging with your friends on the street or at a park. Also used as 'calling out' or 'playin out'

Larking out today with the lads?

by tiredofyourbull November 25, 2016

Licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup

Idiom; to attempt an ill-advised, mildly unpleasant shortcut to avoid a more complicated process, with a high probability of failure. The idiom itself is an example of such an experience, since licking trees is unpleasant, and even maple trees rarely taste sweet just by licking the bark. The idiom also implies that tried and true methods, rather than blind experimentation, yield better results. Drilling into the trunk of a maple tree with a tap, is the correct way to obtain maple syrup.

"Kicking the car to try and make it start again won't work. That's just licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup, honestly. Let's call a tow truck instead."

by missroxyspamcake August 27, 2020

Licking Oranges

Definition of being busy.

person 1: Can I call you later tonight?
person 2: No I’m sorry i will be licking oranges.

by Villanellepo February 6, 2022