D.I.L.F.

Doctor I'd like to fuck... seen on ER... aimed towards female doctors

Dude, she's a D.I.L.F..
Totally.

by Unluckee September 30, 2005

G.E.L.F.

G.E.L.F. =

G irls
E veryone
L ikes to
F uck

There will be alot of hot G.E.L.F.s at the party tonight!

by WordofMouth October 22, 2008

g.i.l.f

guys I'd like to fuck

Often said by married women in the context of ..."if I were single"

"Marty is on my 'g.i.l.f. if I were single' list"

by DrPhil January 9, 2006

P.I.L.F.

President I'd Like To Fuck. Should Hillary win, it will be the first time in our nations history that (straight) men will be able to use this phrase PILF in regard to our commander in chief. This is revolutionary.

Hillary's looking good today in her business casual skirt. She sure is a P.I.L.F.

by Corey Feldman January 5, 2008

D.I.L.F.

Doctor I'd Like to Fuck...an extremely good looking female physician that most straight men with a functional penis would like to fuck.

Yo...i love going to my doctor...she is a straight up D.I.L.F.

by BlackPanther415 March 3, 2009

E.L.F.

Stands for Extremly Loud Fart.

Man I just E.L.F.ed in the car and it stinks.

by dagger1504 September 27, 2005

F.L.O.F.

Fart
Lit
On
Fire

The act of lighting one's own fart on fire with means of a lighter or other open flame (when abnormally bored, high, drunk, stupid, etc.) causing a small flame to catch for a quick second. Can be done with pants on, or pants off; pants off usually results in singed ass, gooch, genital hairs, you were warned.

He flofed a huge one, but in the end, his gooch hairs were completely burnt.

F.L.O.F.

by Aaron Bru July 3, 2007