Kidney Room

Look up, "Restroom"

You: Can I go to the Kidney Room?
God: The what?
You: The Kidney Room
God: THE WHAT?!!
You: The restroom
God: Sure...

by Michael VII May 16, 2017

kinsey

Kinsey is a girl with beautiful blue eyes. She is so gorgeous she should be a model. She also can’t spell to save her life. Most of the time she is a silly extrovert but she knows when to be serious. She is a friend you always want to have. She is the most loyal friend that you can always rely on. If you know a Kinsey be grateful and never let her slip away.

Wow who is the beauty?
It must be kinsey.

by yellow muffin February 21, 2019

Kinsey's sandwiches

The festering stench of out of date prawn cocktail sandwiches.

Upon opening the food recycling bin that had been left outside for two weeks in August Steve exclaimed: "Fuck my hat, it smells like Kinsey's sandwiches in there...".

by BallBag78 February 28, 2019

Kidney-Tickler

An action performed when a phallus or other phallic object creates a tickling sensation typically located around the area of the kidneys or diaphragm.

"I haven't been able to walk right since he gave me a kidney-tickler."

by thekidneytickler March 1, 2019

Kidney man

Me

Person 1: have you heard of kidney man?
Person 2: yes he has all of my kidneys
Logan: give me back my left Kidney, kidney man!

by I Have your Kidneys Logan December 26, 2021

Emotional Kidney Punch

An emotional cheap shot, normally to a female from a male during an argument. Usually used by a man when he gets mad enough to hit a girl but won't, so instead he says something he knows will really upset her.

My ex was bein' a bitch the other night so I slammed her with a couple of emotional kidney punches.

by fmab March 11, 2010

Lil kidney

The one person in your squad that can't handle their drink

Mick: "why is that one man in your squad so fucked?"
Jon: "that's Edd he's the lil kidney"

by sammmmj September 7, 2015