Another definition of this is for all you fry cooks, waiters, and bus boys. This is when you are at work cleaning tables and suddenly you see gum under the table. How do you get it off you ask? Use the “Uncle Kempy” method. You take your micro penis, which is small and needle shaped, to jab all the dried gum off. Once you get all the gum from under the table off, table 9 will look amazing.
Today I was cleaning table 9 when I noticed the gum under the table, so I gave it a good uncle kempy scrub.
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