(Noun) - A sexually-aggressive older woman (see "cougar and MILF"), now past the point of potential attractiveness/interest from her own potential conquests; usually identified by rail-thin body, over-exposing tight clothing, a cloud of expensive perfume (presumably to mask the odor of decay), tight facial skin that favors stretched plastic wrap, unblinking reptile-like eyes, and makeup that looks like it was applied by a Hollywood special-effects artist.
This reference is also due to the creature's innate horror-film-like ability to appear attractive from the rear, yet upon turning around they will immediately startle the other person; crypt-keepers are commonly known to be able to frighten small dogs and can cause babies to burst into tears.
This reference is also due to the creature's innate horror-film-like ability to appear attractive from the rear, yet upon turning around they will immediately startle the other person; crypt-keepers are commonly known to be able to frighten small dogs and can cause babies to burst into tears.
by GraysonoftheWood February 8, 2010
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"hey i think i'm falling for you.." -sue
"cool my cat just died fuck you."-kiefer
*cry*-sue
"yo k-dawg lets go shoot some hoops!"-bob
"suck dick you cunt fuck where is my hot dog?"-kiefer
"cool my cat just died fuck you."-kiefer
*cry*-sue
"yo k-dawg lets go shoot some hoops!"-bob
"suck dick you cunt fuck where is my hot dog?"-kiefer
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Get the Georgia O' Keefe mug.A nice, kind family who raise there children really well...Can be over protective sometimes, but also let there kids make there own choices and risks, they are positive about anything that there kids do, and they are always there to support everyone, they have the kindest hearts ever!!!! They hell threw the bad times, and cheer you on threw the good times;)
It's good to be apart of the "Keeler" family❤️
It's good to be apart of the "Keeler" family❤️
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Get the Keeler mug.Keepering; is when your goalkeeper in football (soccer) makes what should be a simple save or catch into a horrendous mistake.
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