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Crypt-keeper

(Noun) - A sexually-aggressive older woman (see "cougar and MILF"), now past the point of potential attractiveness/interest from her own potential conquests; usually identified by rail-thin body, over-exposing tight clothing, a cloud of expensive perfume (presumably to mask the odor of decay), tight facial skin that favors stretched plastic wrap, unblinking reptile-like eyes, and makeup that looks like it was applied by a Hollywood special-effects artist.

This reference is also due to the creature's innate horror-film-like ability to appear attractive from the rear, yet upon turning around they will immediately startle the other person; crypt-keepers are commonly known to be able to frighten small dogs and can cause babies to burst into tears.
"Whoa... she went from 'MILF' to 'cougar' to 'crypt-keeper' in a space of only three years!"
by GraysonoftheWood February 8, 2010
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kiefer

A total hot guy that you will fall for. Bad news is he is the most confusing creature on the planet who is bi-polar as Antarctica. He will make you feel stupid in front of his friends as pay back for not buying him a hot dog at a football game. Waste of time.
"hey i think i'm falling for you.." -sue
"cool my cat just died fuck you."-kiefer
*cry*-sue

"yo k-dawg lets go shoot some hoops!"-bob
"suck dick you cunt fuck where is my hot dog?"-kiefer
by kittykatluver June 13, 2009
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kiefer

kiefer kiefer, kiefer carbino. he is a god like deity who enjoys to jack off to minecraft porn. he has a older sister corn who is really hot and he has a dog who is a great bj giver
wow they’re a kiefer!
by willy boi October 19, 2019
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Keefe Sencen

An elf from Keeper of the Lost Cities. He’s a 14-year old, and likes to prank everyone and make the day hard for the principal. Some people may call him a traitor, but I call him Lord HunkyHair, Ruler of the hair. He is also quite charming when it comes to Sophie *Wink wink*
Keefe Sencen is an amazing prankster.
by Lord HunkyHair September 27, 2022
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Georgia O' Keefe

That girls Georgia O' Keefe was loose as a goose.
by Edge November 21, 2004
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Keeler

A nice, kind family who raise there children really well...Can be over protective sometimes, but also let there kids make there own choices and risks, they are positive about anything that there kids do, and they are always there to support everyone, they have the kindest hearts ever!!!! They hell threw the bad times, and cheer you on threw the good times;)

It's good to be apart of the "Keeler" family❤️
Have you ever hered of the Keeler family??
Yes, I have!!
There so nice!!!!!👍
by _FromTeaxas July 19, 2016
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Keepering

Keepering; is when your goalkeeper in football (soccer) makes what should be a simple save or catch into a horrendous mistake.
Keepering Football Soccer Goalkeeper SundayLeague PubTeam
by KINGZz November 20, 2013
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