Juul

Slang for penis

Hey bro can I hit your juul

by IdontJUUL July 6, 2019

juul

he likes apple and he swallows so hard... only blonde dutch girls like him

he's such a juul

by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018

Shoulda Had a Juul

A phenomenon which occurs when one becomes intensley cross-faded to the point of becoming sick. Symptoms include sweating, pale skin, and lead to vommiting. Occurs typically when an individual becomes mildly intoxicated, and then proceeds to unexpectedly smoke more weed than their body is typically accustomed to.

“Yo did you hear what happened to Timmy last night?”
“Ya bro, he got super crossed and threw up everywhere!”
“Damn dude, he Shoulda Had a Juul.”

by PatPat Patterson June 12, 2018

no juul january

similar to no fortnite feburary, A month in which you cannot juul in any way, shape or form. Loss of virginity tends to increase by 600%, and nicotine addiction will decrease by 80%

dude 1: bro come to the bathroom during 3rd period and lemme hit your juul bro cmon 1 hit bro
dude 2: nah bro, i cant fail no juul January

by whamstan December 31, 2018

juul

some lung-destroying shit that L.A girls are obsessed with.

girl 1: hey girl! let's go juul in the locker room!
girl 2: sure! no one will notice

by renegadebadbitch101 July 8, 2020

Juul juul

Juul juul is a girl who is the girlfriend of Ria. (Riri) They are both extremely THICCC and seggsy

Ria: Hi juul juul!
Juul juul: Hi!
Ria: We are both extremely EXTREMELY thiccc.
Juul juul: Very!

by Juul Juul November 28, 2020

Smoked his juuls

a woman that kicked a man in the nuts. "Juuls" refers to the saying "family jewels", a slang term for one's testicles.

Guy 1: Dang bro! She just smoked his juuls!
Guy 2: That's gotta hurt!
Guy 1: No shit. Homeboy just got kicked in the nuts!

by vyan_mmxvii September 9, 2020