Josh

Josh: Looks like the most utter, complete, akward guy in the world, but is just very self conchious...

He loves to write, he loves to drool over the sadest, mopiest films, but later creates the most beautiful piece of writing you could ever know...

He is bullied, but his utter words once the bullies have turned away

are to die for.

This man's words are inspiration from above, it's as if he gets all his great thoughts from God's perfect palms himself.

He has nice, sleek hair, usually your average brunette *hint *hint

His biggest enemy is usually a Jake

Jake's are players, Josh does not like players, because they have no good words to hit the ladies with besides

( ---- me gurl ) LOL

Joshes words can really truly woohoo a girl, and usually she's not going to be the biggest bitch, but the biggest heart..

Because Joshes are poetic, and they want true poetic material to nuggle with.

I need a true Poet friend, like a Josh don't you agree?

by bitchasshoecunthipturner May 17, 2017

Josh

A guy that is crazy and textbook smart but he has no common sense. When he thinks he’s making a joke he’s annoying but if he isn’t trying then he’s hilarious

Josh: makes a joke
Everyone: silence

Josh: falls
Everyone:haha

by Yellownote October 20, 2019

Josh

can be a dick but really cares about you.

Women: Josh is a dick but he really does care

by yrueeie September 1, 2019

josh

dumb stupii kid thad cantt spel andd itz tots nott himn righting this

i want to kill josh

by good old dumb April 12, 2022

Josh

The responsible, & caring father figure of the friend group.

That was so josh the way you took care of him last night.

by BDMolly June 15, 2016

Josh

Josh is extremely cute, he is very funny and friendly. He is very likeable, however he flirts with a lot of people. He has a lot of friends but doesn't take anything completely serious.

Josh I'm sorry, you're cute and all but I just can't date you.

by Jewish Unicorn June 18, 2018

Josh

A simp that'll do anything for woman and will deny it once you point it out.

Person 1: "Josh you're a simp."
Josh: "Uhh that's not true.

by Cotton Floss August 23, 2020