Little Jonny

Little Jonny loves to shovel driveways while fucking his puppy, when he comes to school the next day he makes sure to have a picture album of the shoveled driveway, also his wee wee has puppy juice on it

Little Jonny is a puppy fucking son of a bitch

by Josh rhajjdjdjjdb May 03, 2019

jonny stead

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. also a footballer

I couldn't sit down for a week my jonny stead was playing up

by shaun ey February 18, 2010

Jonny Depp

Like Orlando Bloom, Mr. Depp is over-rated, and looks good in eye-liner. Although his acting is supurb, and he is a mighty hot beast, people take their love for him, WAY TOO FAR!

This chick wrote a book about raping Jonny Depp, how sick!

by Krista April 06, 2005

Jonny Purvis

The combination of Jonny, which simply means condom, and Purvis meaning pervert, it is a person that perverses over people, but does use a condom. This is quite a new era of perverts, but is a step up from the original non-condom using perverts.

That lad has just gone and done a Jonny Purvis, that girl didn't see what was coming!

by Fatkins Diet February 11, 2009

Jonni

Child pervert

O no jonni has my child

by Negger 23 January 30, 2020

Jonny Crowther

a guy i know who knows me also

very hot, very cool, slightly strange

by hitcher January 19, 2005

Jonny Hunt

noun ; A soft, innanimate object. Contact with will most likely result in a serious rash, or irritation. Latches on to anything in close proximity. Prone to break under pressure.

verb; under-perform

noun; 'Oh look, there's a Jonny Hunt over there'
'oh no, let's get out of here, before it comes near us'

verb; 'oh no, i've just done a jonny hunt.'
'what do you mean?'
'i fucked up'

by Oxford chapter for prevention of lies November 23, 2006