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Johann

The worst person to ever meet in your entire life. He plays Roblox.
Johann is gay.
by Hottest Boy Alive September 12, 2021
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johann

guy that will steal your soon to be ex
johann took my girl
by bartholo_hindenburg November 15, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Johann Sebastian Bach & Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Johannes

A German name describing a very intelligent and good-looking guy who also has a great heart, though he may not always show that openly in the beginning.
He is really athletic and always working on himself through sports and reading.
He is a hard and disciplined worker and won't give up until he's done.
He is also very friendly and welcoming to anyone he meets and will also help whoever he can.
He will do his best to include you in any conversation when he senses you may feel left out of a group.
Once he gets to know you he is the most loyal person you will ever know, but he will also be honest with you and tell you his opinion when he disagrees. He will also provide help when you need it.
He won't want you to do a lot of effort for him or spend money on him.

Once you get to know him he will be the most loveable and amazing person and you won't ever wanna spend a day of your life without him.
"Oh, you've met Johannes? He is the best thing that's ever happened to me."
by anonyyyyyyyymous January 9, 2019
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Johanne

Johanne is the popular girl in school and quite possibly a secret agent. She’s either very white (in some cases) or very dark (in other cases) finding a Johanne is very rare to find as she takes things very seriously and doesn’t take crap from anybody. She is packed with passive aggressiveness and is a strong mighty bulldog!
Oh yeah that’s THE Johanne.
by 2 girls 1 Bathtub November 21, 2023
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