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jobby jabber

jobby is a word from scottish slang which is another word for shit or crap or w/e therefor a jobby- jabber is a gay guy who likes to jab jobby aka (shit) with his penis aka (dick,cock,willy)
Sarah: "I really like James do you think I should ask him for his number?"
Jane: "Nah I wouldn't he looks like a jobby jabber "
by BlahBlahMouth January 20, 2009
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Jobby

Noun: A brown, smelly substance excreted from the anus. Also known as turd, crap, shit, poop, toly, etc...

A crappy person.

Verb: to do a jobby.
See you ya jobby! Whit you daein jobbyin in ma fuckin hoose! Ah'm gonnae jobby on you!
by Clarence the gay jobby October 31, 2003
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jobbiejabber

wot do u think of that poofter over there,he,s a right jobbiejabber.
by freddie January 19, 2003
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Jobblie-Dangos

A combination of the English term for boobies, 'Jobblies,' crossed with the Austrailian term for boobies, 'Dangos,' thus resulting in Jobblie-Dangos
Russel: Hey mate, look at the jobblie-dangos on that one!
Steven: Aye, those are the niciest pair of Jobblie-Dangos I've ever laid my eyes across.
by B. Sasquatch July 12, 2005
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Jibbing

Using man-made elements such as rails, ledges, stairs, benches, and banks as obstacles in a sport normally performed in a natural setting, such as snowboarding, skiing, mountain biking, snowskating, or skiboarding.

Wakeboarders and wakeskaters sometimes use elements such as pipes, low docks, and tables as obstacles. This is also referred to jibbing.
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Ladies and gentlemen, jibbing.
by Albert R. October 24, 2008
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one of them jobbies

a pointless thing to describe...well...anything! anything that is to be done or has been can be described this way.
I'm going out to get drunk and have a kebab...one of them jobbies.
by Mr.Know.It.All June 1, 2006
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jibbin out

an adjective to describe yourself or someone else freaking out or becoming overwhelmed due to excessive alcohol or drug consumption.
Tom: wow look at Toby fitting on the floor

Ben: he's really jibbin out!
by crack-whore August 18, 2012
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