Lord Jizzle

One who traverses bridge between the seen and the unseen, a purveyor of sustained and rigorous thought, a socratic gadfly capable of cultivating the creative tension necessary to unveil the sheaths of the enigmatic human psyche. The title commonly follows the honorific His Holiness.

We've travelled across land and sea to listen to the teachings of His Holiness Lord Jizzle.

by The Three Initiates November 22, 2021

jizzled

A word for cumming jurassic in a female

I jizzled in that bitch

by sillywoman1246 February 4, 2022

Jizzle

a Jizzle is somebody that has common name like giselle or jackson or any other name that a guy/girl calls them jizzle because they like her and want to get on her nerves OR THEY JUST WANT TO MESS WITH THEM

hey jizzle you look nice today

by anuspounder September 3, 2014

Toaster jizzle

When you nut on a toaster strudel and give it to your girls friends at a sleepover

“You should give her the toaster jizzle man!”

by XxOrangeTrashxX March 23, 2020

Jizzle fizzle

The act of cumming in to a bottle of Canada Dry at the moment of climax and drinking it afterwards.

“This Canada Dry tastes weird.

That’s because I pulled a jizzle fizzle last night”

by Gaylord yessir February 8, 2022

Jizzle

A jizzle is inmate slang for someone being extorted in prison. Typically the JIZZLE will be paying weekly commissary (soups, honey buns, chips) to their war daddy, because they are too scared to defend themselves.

Man that boy was a jizzle in prison, he soft as hell!

by KingWarDaddy November 15, 2023

Jizzle

When you lightly cum on a chick’s tits and she asks is it raining outside.

Today’s forecast 40% chance of jizzle

by Romoboi May 29, 2020