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Blizzle Beaux Jizzle

Similar to a blizzle, but characterized specifically by the act of oral sex by a woman to a man, performed in the state of Louisiana where oral sex is against the law, which results in the man ejaculating into the woman's mouth, and the woman swallowing the ejaculate without disengaging from the act of performing oral sex.
Your mom is on her period this week, so you know that means I'm getting a blizzle beaux jizzle!
by beauxbadeaux April 1, 2008
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Jizzle snatch

When the entire snatch is covered with jizz
This bitch has a jizzle snatch I best not fuck with her she's a hoe
by Batman jr December 28, 2018
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Jizzle

Jimmy: Y-You can call me Jizzle man.
Franklin: Sure dog.
by Suck my big willy di- July 29, 2019
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Jizzle McRoster

That aborigonal australian in native garb looks like Gizzle McRoster!
by Steve Johnson November 30, 2003
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Jizzling

To get a group of 5+ males and have everyone connect analy so it creates a circle like position, then you all nut in each others butts so it’s like a human centipede.
Hey, me and the boys are going jizzling later want to come?
by Munt maxer February 12, 2024
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Lord Jizzle

One who traverses bridge between the seen and the unseen, a purveyor of sustained and rigorous thought, a socratic gadfly capable of cultivating the creative tension necessary to unveil the sheaths of the enigmatic human psyche. The title commonly follows the honorific His Holiness.
We've travelled across land and sea to listen to the teachings of His Holiness Lord Jizzle.
by The Three Initiates November 22, 2021
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Jizzle

A jizzle is inmate slang for someone being extorted in prison. Typically the JIZZLE will be paying weekly commissary (soups, honey buns, chips) to their war daddy, because they are too scared to defend themselves.
Man that boy was a jizzle in prison, he soft as hell!
by KingWarDaddy November 15, 2023
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