Toaster jizzle

When you nut on a toaster strudel and give it to your girls friends at a sleepover

“You should give her the toaster jizzle man!”

by XxOrangeTrashxX March 23, 2020

Jizzling

The art of chiseling penises

Michaelangelo was late to dinner because he had to finish jizzling David’s pubes.

by Michael C. December 1, 2023

Blizzle Beaux Jizzle

Similar to a blizzle, but characterized specifically by the act of oral sex by a woman to a man, performed in the state of Louisiana where oral sex is against the law, which results in the man ejaculating into the woman's mouth, and the woman swallowing the ejaculate without disengaging from the act of performing oral sex.

Your mom is on her period this week, so you know that means I'm getting a blizzle beaux jizzle!

by beauxbadeaux April 1, 2008

Jizzling

Premature/sporadic ejaculation, during foreplay, of an inconsistent and light manner, i.e., like drizzle.

"Every time she goes down (on me) , I feel like I ruin her make up when I drip..."

"Sounds like she Mused your Johnson and you're jizzling. "

by anonymous April 5, 2015

Jizzle

That little shit Jimmy’s gangsta nickname

Jimmy: Y-You can call me Jizzle man.
Franklin: Sure dog.

by Suck my big willy di- July 29, 2019

Jizzle snatch

When the entire snatch is covered with jizz

This bitch has a jizzle snatch I best not fuck with her she's a hoe

by Batman jr December 28, 2018

Jizzled Splizard

The act of inserting Canadian Dew Worms into ones anus and farting them into the face of their partner.

Saturday nights aren't complete until one has a good old fashioned Jizzled Splizard.

Thank you Gary for the incredible Jizzled Splizard!

by Grundle Fly June 3, 2022