Jewbodian

Cambodians who are closely associated with those of the Jewish heritage, religion, etc.

Look at the jewbodian

by Weezy F. Baby August 4, 2007

jewcount

A Jewish discount.
A discount not even worth mentioning.
Of little to no discount.

Jewcount example - Lou trying to sell homemade cookies..

Lou: "In terms of price: normally, boxes will retail for $3.95 each + delivery (each box has 10 x 10gm cookies). HOWEVER, on the day of the contest, as well as having some samples for you guys to try, I will be doing a special of $3.80 per box."

Markos's reply: "I wish you hadn't given such a large discout Lou, with the 15c saving, queues are starting to form already.

Anybody queing up at PTC to secure cookies at a huge discount rate, please do so on the easement to avoid congestion out the front of the gym.

Camping facilities are available."

by GHOSTrun September 4, 2009

jelmotional

once a lady has been jelmed by a man she will undoubtedly form an emotional attachment to him. this can result in her following him to the place where he works or even to where he lives and calling him at all hours of the day. a lady with such a mindset can be said to be rather jelmotional

hey man that italian looking chick has been in here every night this week looking for you.

in know man. shes gotten pretty jelmotional recently

by FarOutDadio November 27, 2009

jewcola

The carbonated beverage often enjoyed by the Jewish community.

Man, that Jewcola tasted like crap. Dude... your not Jewish.

by teh hobo May 28, 2007

Jewhot

A Jewish girl who is hot, partially because of her jewish features.

She's not great, but she's certainly Jewhot.

by Kogut October 5, 2006

JewMoneys

Dollars that have been aquired through extremely Jewy tatics.
Mostly in the stealing of pennys.

Micah gets jumpy when ShiftyNiggers come around his JewMoneys!

by blackstar450 April 21, 2009

jewhole

an extrordinarily tight sphincter or rectum.
a rectum considered to be practically inpenetrable by most standards

Yo man, I wuz banging the bitch and went back door, but she had the worst caes of jewhole I ever saw. That sphinkie was so tight, I couldn't slide a toothy pick in the bitch!

by Hugh JaLoad October 14, 2005