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jewball

jewball is an intense form of piggy in the middle. players sit/stand in a circle with 1 person in the middle "the jew". players must keep the ball away from the jew by throwing, kicking or bouncing it to other players in the circle. "the jew" can try and wrestle the ball off a player but only has 10 seconds to do so if he fails then he must return to the centre and play is resumed.

if "the jew" gets hold of the ball, either loose or wrestled, then he swaps with the person who touched it last.

there is also the opportunity to "jewmiliate" - the ball can be thrown at "the jew" at any time in the hope that it will bounce away and "the jew" is unable to catch it. - if successful then "jewmiliation" is shouted.

Jewball does not condone racism and is not intended as such - it is just meant as a light hearted game. the name can be changed to whatever the group decides.
"you have been jewmilitated"

"wanna play jewball"

"jewmilitate him"

"man you missed out on jewball, we jumiliated chris so many times"

"jewball is not meant as a racist game"
by Jonny Roman December 15, 2007
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Jewban

A person of Hebrew faith found in South Florida

Also could be used to describe something rare
"Dude, I can't believe I saw a jew in Miami!"
"Yeah, its a Jewban"
by AJewban??? January 15, 2010
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jewbag

A person who is overly stingy with money or object, much like a Jew.
Man! That jewbag won't give me $1 for a candy bar.

Joe, you jewbag, break me off a piece of that kit kat bar!!
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jewbag

Tim got kicked in his jewbag.
by Homorific November 15, 2006
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jewbag

a bag where you keep the jews before you throw them into the fire
Todd: Is that the last jewbag?
Mike: No I think there is one more over there
Todd: Shit, better open up the furnace again
by imnotfuckingtelling February 20, 2009
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jewbag

1. Noun
Any popular plastic bag brand such as Hefty and Glad that are certified kosher.
i don't know why we pay more for these jewbags when we aren't even jewish, and don't plan on eating the bags
by grimbor November 12, 2010
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Jewbagel

" Dude, after shabbas I went and got me a piece of that fine ass jewbagel "
by OracleofDelpi June 27, 2014
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