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jesse !

ohkayy , he is crazy , funny , so adorable , and is the best guy friend you will ever find ! he is an awesome guitarist and can play almost anything !
he always makes everybody laugh , even on the worst days ever he can turn yours into the best !
you cant stay mad at him haha .
he is irreplacable and is modern peter pan !

he gives the best advice ever and he is SO SWEET !
by one of jesse's besties; July 18, 2009
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Jesse

HAS A VERY FUCKING HUGE COCK he is very sexy and has nice eyes and he is very athletic and he is serious person but sometimes laid back and chill messing with HE MIGHT FUCKING KILL YOU, he gets a lot of girls and date most of them.
Girlfriend: Mom did you see jesse today ?
Mom: Yes i did
Girlfriend: I fucked him earlier he had a huge cock and he was sexy
Mom: OMG CAN I SEE
by SEXYMFK May 29, 2020
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Jesse Standard Time

Jesse Standard Time (JST) is based on the present time zone plus 15 minutes. It's not a standard 15 minutes however and in some cases could be upwards of real-time plus 30 minutes or even 60 minutes.

The origin of Jesse Standard Time is somewhat unknown, but it’s believe it dates back approximately 40 years to 1969.

Jesse Standard Time was first discovered by the author of this term back in 1990. At that time JST was typically only approximately 5 minutes behind real time however over the years JST has increasingly fallen farther behind. Based on statistical analysis of JST over the past 20 years by a team of scientists commissioned by Father time it has been concluded that given the current rate of "time slippage" JST will be a full calendar day behind by sometime in August of the year 2044.

JST cannot be adjusted or altered by any known force in the universe. Many have attempted to compensate for the difference in JST vs. real time by adjusting schedules by up to 30 minutes in hopes to negate the effect. These futile attempts have routinely come up short and have been known to cause JST to slip even farther than normal.

This author recommends that those trying to ignore its existence or to resist JST should just accept it. JST should be embraced by all. JST is a very powerful tool and resistance to its forces will most likely negatively impact your daily schedule, but if used correctly can actually increase the amount of time in your day.
Boss: "Hey Bob, where have you been? We start work here at 8:00AM... It's 8:20AM!!"

Worker: "I'm not late, I'm running on JST."

Boss: "JST, what's that?"

Worker: "That's Jesse Standard Time of course."
by jsfathertime April 22, 2009
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Jesse Foolery

He was well-liked for his shenanigans and Jesse Foolery.
by Big Bager November 3, 2010
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Jessdeep

A really cool person who used words like LAD and BABE and TUP. They are very smart and are also deep thinkers.
See that girl over there, she looks like she is really cool, she is a Jessdeep!
by j.k.r January 1, 2012
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jesse robinson

Jesse Robinson is a guy who gets all the ladies and is an actual stud at every sport he plays
Isn’t the most popular kid in school Jake?
No, it’s Jesse Robinson
by Daddy Jose October 17, 2019
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jesse strutt

A homie that simps for a girl in a different province but is kinda funny. If you need therapy he will listen but give zero advice because he has none. If you are are ugly he will say your ugly no cap.
Jesse Strutt are you kidding me your fucking talking to Mairin on boys night???
by Steve Wittek November 13, 2020
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