Goin' to Jersey

Taking' a woman by the back door (i.e., anal sex).

Hey John, I'm Goin' to Jersey with Jen tonight, and she's gonna moan all the way to pleasure town!

by Ryan Eaves May 8, 2006

Jersey Divorce

Ending a marriage by the violent murder of a spouse.

Bob Jersey Divorce 'd his wife, he "accidentally" ran her over with his Camaro.

by Kev H August 11, 2007

Jersey pride

The reason why most Jersyians (including me) think we are are the best state and think we are better than you.Its also the reason why some people from Jersey like to yell JERSEY!when asked were they are from from and when out of state like to get the nick-name Jersey (to my knowledge nobody from any other state gets there state name as a nick-name when out of state) Jersey pride my came from years of people from other states putting Jersey down and making fun of it.Therefore being from Jersey,we feel we must defend it.

guy1:hey man were ya from
Jerseyian:JERSEY!
guy2:so wuts your name?
Jerseyian:my names Steve but you can call me Jersey.
Guy1 talking to guy2:whats up with that guy?
guy2 to guy1:its cool hes just got a little bit of Jersey pride.

by JerZeyCJ October 23, 2009

Jesty

1. The quality of being impressive and great, which is the short term for the word "Majesty".

2. The art of looking sexy, while still smelling somewhat good

- Dude! did u just see that B-boy?
- Chea~! man hes fucking Jesty!

by JLZSTYLEZ November 15, 2009

New Jersey Steamroller

While having sex with a girl doggy style, you ejaculate onto a dirty sock (smellier the better) and shove it in the girl's face. You then proceed to roll over her (as if you are a steamroller) and mash her face into the dirty sock.

While driving on the NJ turnpike:

Man #1 - "Wow, it smells awful."

Man #2 - "Reminds me of the time I gave that stripper from Westwood a New Jersey Steamroller."

by WestwoodAll-Star June 24, 2010

New Jersey bubble bath

This refers to the results of making flatuses while taking a bath.

After dining royally on pinto beans, Hector took a New Jersey bubble bath.

by Duckbutt January 11, 2008

New Jersey

not the land fill of new york, do your research. new york pays new jersey to take the garbage, and then send it over to staten island. only smells abnormal around new york and phili, and people only think that because they aren't from the area. no other state is so abundant in 24-hour diners, and home of the world's largest strip mall (a.k.a. route 22).

jersey is the best state ever, and yes, I have lived in Oregon, Ohio, and New York, and visited over 20 others

by funks June 6, 2005