Jerk off

your ass hole ex boyfriend who left you for a whore and now talks shit about you

Michael is such a Jerk off, i can't believe he left Shelby for Julie.

by Nicole Mendoza December 7, 2006

The Slim Shady Jerk off

The act in which a male (or transgender female) dresses like Eminem and forces his/her's for/guy to call them Slim shady.

Yo yesterday I pulled off The Slim Shady Jerk off and your sister loved it

by Marshall maners October 24, 2018

jerk off

meaning to pull off too quickly, in some type of vehicle, i.e. golf cart.

"Don't jerk off!!!"

by LPGA pro May 17, 2009

synonyms: jerk-off

Jerk-off: To masturbate (a dated, yet still-perfectly adequate locution.) The term also refers to (see Cable Guy,) to a complete ass-hole, in its noun-form.

Synonyms: jerk-off

Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.

Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.

Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)

by Porno-Scholar November 18, 2013

Jerk-off all trades

The Opposite to a jack-of-all-trades.
someone who sucks at everything.
Or someone you dislike severly

A: yo dude did you see C yesterday?
B: pfft, i hate him, he's a jerk-off all trades...
A:Fo' Shiz

by The JC September 1, 2007

Jerk off with the bros day

On September 3 and 4th it is national jerk off with the bros day. Grab the dick of your best bro and have him grab yours and then go to town. There can be just one bro or 50 bros there is never enough.

Bro 1: Hey bro you know it’s national jerk off with the bros day?

Bro 2: Oh really? Take off your clothes and let’s get started.
Bro 1: Fuck yeah!

by Yuh-yuh-heee August 21, 2022

jersey jerk off

Jerking off in a girls ear.

She can't hear to well cause Joey just gave her a Jersey Jerk off.

by Jason8673 March 7, 2016