Well, to start off, he'll be the best friend you'll ever have. He'll always be there for you when you need someone. He's very caring,fun, and outgoing. He likes to do crazy stuff with his friends. Always looks on the brightside and is barely down. He'll make you feel special.
Female 1:Hey, is that Jake?
Female 2:Yea!
Female 1:I dare you to say hi to him!
Female 2:but I'm too shy..
Female 1:Fine, I'll say it then.
~~~
Female 1:Hi Jake!! :)
Jake:Heyy. :D
Female 1:**Faints**
Jake:Woaaah, did I do something??
BAM, she just fangirled until she fainted.
Female 2:Yea!
Female 1:I dare you to say hi to him!
Female 2:but I'm too shy..
Female 1:Fine, I'll say it then.
~~~
Female 1:Hi Jake!! :)
Jake:Heyy. :D
Female 1:**Faints**
Jake:Woaaah, did I do something??
BAM, she just fangirled until she fainted.
by JenMatrixx December 4, 2013

by miss.mowor March 3, 2009

by Turtle127359 February 21, 2019

A guy that is so amazingly kind, loving, handsome, strong, and romantic. He is someone who you can't help but fall in love with.
by Shealeigh November 1, 2014

Another word for the police, similar in use to the cops or the fuzz. Popular in use in north east England
Imma put a hole in your f*cking back if I catch you talking to the f*cking jakes
OR
Shit man, it’s the jakes
OR
Shit man, it’s the jakes
by donteverplayyourself January 25, 2021

by alexrs.1 July 25, 2019

The Sexiest, fittest man you'll ever know. Cool but nerdy and always has more than a foot long pork sword. All the girls want him but deny it to them self usually end with suicide. If you know a Jake and he is single let him know how you feel. His dick is so long, you'll be clinging on to the bed sheets
by Cucugivychvhcibkb November 25, 2018
