These are the girls who aren't real fans. They're incredibly annoying, have never looked at a dictionary, and tend to abuse the caps lock key. Mainly in the tween age group, it is very easy to tell when one is a Jonas Fangirl.
They are obsessed with the Jonas Brothers looks, and get mad when someone dates a Jonas Brother (other than themselves.)
Occasionally, they even yell at other fangirls who think a certain Jonas is theirs, which has led to many arguments. If someone says their opinion and happen to not like the Jonas Brothers in any way, the fangirls have a spaz attack and attempt to insult the other person with unintelligent remarks.
Not to be mistaken for a NJF (normal Jonas fan.)
They are obsessed with the Jonas Brothers looks, and get mad when someone dates a Jonas Brother (other than themselves.)
Occasionally, they even yell at other fangirls who think a certain Jonas is theirs, which has led to many arguments. If someone says their opinion and happen to not like the Jonas Brothers in any way, the fangirls have a spaz attack and attempt to insult the other person with unintelligent remarks.
Not to be mistaken for a NJF (normal Jonas fan.)
Guy: I don't like the Jonas Brothers music, they suck at singing.
NJF: Oh. I like their singing, but that's your opinion.
Jonas Fangirl: OMGGG THEY R SOOO GREAT U R JUST JELOUS CUZ I BET U CANT SINGG ND THEY R PERFCT SOOOOOOOOOOO HAWTTT AND LYKE THEY HAV PURTY RINGS SO THEY R BETTER THEN U.U DONT NO GUD MUSIC SO F*** OFF YOU GAY F**!!!!!1!!11ONE!
NJF: Oh. I like their singing, but that's your opinion.
Jonas Fangirl: OMGGG THEY R SOOO GREAT U R JUST JELOUS CUZ I BET U CANT SINGG ND THEY R PERFCT SOOOOOOOOOOO HAWTTT AND LYKE THEY HAV PURTY RINGS SO THEY R BETTER THEN U.U DONT NO GUD MUSIC SO F*** OFF YOU GAY F**!!!!!1!!11ONE!
by AlexaJ October 20, 2008
Get the Jonas Fangirl mug.A tested and proven fact. This band is so abysmally terrible that it would be funny if their "music" wasn't so god damn annoying. If you are a fan of the Jonas Brothers, then you are a tasteless individual who probably has no idea what real music is (see also: Jonas Brothers Fan).
Incredibly rudimentary guitar work, basic and stale drumming and ultra annoying, nasal-as-fuck vocals are what the Jonas Brother's "music" is composed of. It's not original or innovative in the slightest, either.
More proof that the Jonas Brothers suck, as though it was really necessary, is the fact that their fan base is almost entirely retarded. Just check through the comments on any of the many hate videos scattered throughout Youtube. Even scarier still is the fact that some fans actually actively seek out these videos just to attack them... and they say us haters have no lives. Ironic, huh?
More proof that the Jonas Brothers suck, as though it was really necessary, is the fact that their fan base is almost entirely retarded. Just check through the comments on any of the many hate videos scattered throughout Youtube. Even scarier still is the fact that some fans actually actively seek out these videos just to attack them... and they say us haters have no lives. Ironic, huh?
by Wormaldson August 4, 2009
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A group of creepers on facebook who talk about the Jonas Brothers and make up different theories about the boys' life.
by RUCreepin December 22, 2008
Get the Jonas Secrets mug.Stupid girls usually who are between 12-17 who worship and pray and dream of having sex with the Jonas Brothers. They are mindless bandwagon followers who can't spell argue or think of any reason to like the Jonas Brothers than their (lack of) looks. They are like zombies you can't kill legally.
by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothers Fangirls mug.Vocalist and original founding member of Doom Metal/Alternative Metal band Katatonia Jonas Renkse did harsh screamed vocals on their first album Dance of December Souls but stepped down his vocal duties for their second album Brave Murder Day because of chronic tonsilitus and let his good friend Michael Akerfeldt (Vocalist of Opeth and original vocalist of Bloodbath perform the vocal duties. After that from the album Discourages Ones untill recent, Jonas resumed his vocal duties and is still currently the frontman of Katatonia
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by Jeremy19 August 5, 2007
Get the jonas renkse mug.Some Bitch"Fuck you!!, Jona brother are hot and know what their singing,you Jonas Brothers Hater!!" Me(having a conversation about i don't like the Homobrother and then interrupted by a 13 year old girl that came from no where)" Know what they singing?!!,then don't know what their singing first it about sex,then go on about purity ring,if you want music try Frank Sinatra" Some bitch"Who that singer that my dad like?, old and not music!!" Me"Sigh" they know nothing these day"
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