Jizzle Stain

An arrogant, conceited, immature, male youth who is synonymous with the unsightly and offensive sight of a semen stain.

Don't call that jizzle stain back, he was on top of every girl at the bar.

by Femme noveau October 20, 2010

Jizzling

Premature/sporadic ejaculation, during foreplay, of an inconsistent and light manner, i.e., like drizzle.

"Every time she goes down (on me) , I feel like I ruin her make up when I drip..."

"Sounds like she Mused your Johnson and you're jizzling. "

by anonymous April 5, 2015

Toaster jizzle

When you nut on a toaster strudel and give it to your girls friends at a sleepover

“You should give her the toaster jizzle man!”

by XxOrangeTrashxX March 23, 2020

Jizzle

a Jizzle is somebody that has common name like giselle or jackson or any other name that a guy/girl calls them jizzle because they like her and want to get on her nerves OR THEY JUST WANT TO MESS WITH THEM

hey jizzle you look nice today

by anuspounder September 3, 2014

Jizzle

When you lightly cum on a chick’s tits and she asks is it raining outside.

Today’s forecast 40% chance of jizzle

by Romoboi May 29, 2020

Jizzled Splizard

The act of inserting Canadian Dew Worms into ones anus and farting them into the face of their partner.

Saturday nights aren't complete until one has a good old fashioned Jizzled Splizard.

Thank you Gary for the incredible Jizzled Splizard!

by Grundle Fly June 3, 2022

Blizzle Beaux Jizzle

Similar to a blizzle, but characterized specifically by the act of oral sex by a woman to a man, performed in the state of Louisiana where oral sex is against the law, which results in the man ejaculating into the woman's mouth, and the woman swallowing the ejaculate without disengaging from the act of performing oral sex.

Your mom is on her period this week, so you know that means I'm getting a blizzle beaux jizzle!

by beauxbadeaux April 1, 2008