Lord Jizzle

One who traverses bridge between the seen and the unseen, a purveyor of sustained and rigorous thought, a socratic gadfly capable of cultivating the creative tension necessary to unveil the sheaths of the enigmatic human psyche. The title commonly follows the honorific His Holiness.

We've travelled across land and sea to listen to the teachings of His Holiness Lord Jizzle.

by The Three Initiates November 22, 2021

Jizzle

a Jizzle is somebody that has common name like giselle or jackson or any other name that a guy/girl calls them jizzle because they like her and want to get on her nerves OR THEY JUST WANT TO MESS WITH THEM

hey jizzle you look nice today

by anuspounder September 3, 2014

damm jizzle

a word to express being surprised during a game of cards

Damm Jizzle, it had to be a king

by himo created this January 27, 2016

Jizzle

When u add a little something extra to ur brownie

I put a little jizzle on my brownie

by YOUWANTSOMECOCK!!!!! September 25, 2017

Jizzled Splizard

The act of inserting Canadian Dew Worms into ones anus and farting them into the face of their partner.

Saturday nights aren't complete until one has a good old fashioned Jizzled Splizard.

Thank you Gary for the incredible Jizzled Splizard!

by Grundle Fly June 3, 2022

Jizzle

When you lightly cum on a chick’s tits and she asks is it raining outside.

Today’s forecast 40% chance of jizzle

by Romoboi May 29, 2020

Jizzle

A jizzle is inmate slang for someone being extorted in prison. Typically the JIZZLE will be paying weekly commissary (soups, honey buns, chips) to their war daddy, because they are too scared to defend themselves.

Man that boy was a jizzle in prison, he soft as hell!

by KingWarDaddy November 15, 2023