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Lord Jizzle

One who traverses bridge between the seen and the unseen, a purveyor of sustained and rigorous thought, a socratic gadfly capable of cultivating the creative tension necessary to unveil the sheaths of the enigmatic human psyche. The title commonly follows the honorific His Holiness.
We've travelled across land and sea to listen to the teachings of His Holiness Lord Jizzle.
by The Three Initiates November 22, 2021
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Jizzle

a Jizzle is somebody that has common name like giselle or jackson or any other name that a guy/girl calls them jizzle because they like her and want to get on her nerves OR THEY JUST WANT TO MESS WITH THEM
hey jizzle you look nice today
by anuspounder September 3, 2014
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damm jizzle

a word to express being surprised during a game of cards
Damm Jizzle, it had to be a king
by himo created this January 27, 2016
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Jizzle

When u add a little something extra to ur brownie
I put a little jizzle on my brownie
by YOUWANTSOMECOCK!!!!! September 25, 2017
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Jizzled Splizard

The act of inserting Canadian Dew Worms into ones anus and farting them into the face of their partner.
Saturday nights aren't complete until one has a good old fashioned Jizzled Splizard.

Thank you Gary for the incredible Jizzled Splizard!
by Grundle Fly June 3, 2022
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Jizzle

When you lightly cum on a chick’s tits and she asks is it raining outside.
Today’s forecast 40% chance of jizzle
by Romoboi May 29, 2020
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Jizzle

A jizzle is inmate slang for someone being extorted in prison. Typically the JIZZLE will be paying weekly commissary (soups, honey buns, chips) to their war daddy, because they are too scared to defend themselves.
Man that boy was a jizzle in prison, he soft as hell!
by KingWarDaddy November 15, 2023
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