jismslap

When a man ejaculates into the palm of his hand then proceeds to slap his fair lady's ass.

"Hey baby, I'm gonna jismslap you"

I just jismslapped my girlfriend. It was awesome.

by dirtyscrabble101 February 19, 2012

jismslap

When a man cums in his hand, then slaps his girlfriend's ass. It's a loving gesture between 2 consenting adults.

Go on upstairs and jismslap my daughter!

by Salish Seaman March 17, 2012

jismslap

When you cum in your hand and slap your girl's ass.

"I jismslapped that girl's nice ass"

by p00py March 20, 2012

jismslap

When a guy cums on his hand and slaps the girl's ass.

Man: Dude, i just jismslapped my girlfriend last night.

Other man: That's awesome dude!

by Asian guy April 25, 2012

jism tree

Basically the same thing as a whore or slut. Just way more demeaning.

I bet dat ho smell like a jism tree after getting mutted last night.

by Spratt626 November 17, 2015

jism wapper

Youngster-often used to describe an adolecent

Yo, jism wapper, bring me a beer you worthless puke.

by p_jackson March 30, 2018

Jism

When a male or female jerks another person off and asphyxiates them with their jizz

I heard Trevor cheated on you. What did you do?!
Well, I first acted like I was gonna sleep with him then I jism’d the f**k out of him

by BajMajVaj July 23, 2019