jack-off

An idiot who is generally disliked by the majority

Jesus, that guy Tom over there can be a real jack-off

by foreplayman February 22, 2019

Jacking off

its when your badically fucking someones asshole and your saying so hard so loud that ur girl hears you in asia

jacking off is having 69 in the car

oooooooof

by jackingoffshit July 9, 2019

Apple JacK-off's

Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.

I'm dreading going to the Apple Store cause I don't wannna deal with those fucking Apple Jack-off's

by TV CAR July 25, 2010

jack off jill

an amazingly cool band!
wouldn't put em in a genre of music cus theres many they could come under.
basically they just rock!
i heart joj very much <3

i don't want anybody else, when i think about you i touch myself

by ~* CharlooT *~ February 21, 2005

Bored of jacking off

When you're bored of masturbating but you do it anyway because you bored of everything else too and at least that gives you some kind of feeling.

This being defined as

You: man I'm so bored of jacking off but honestly everything else feels the same so I guess I'll masturbate.

by Imdeadinsidebutstillhorny February 21, 2022

jack-off sock

a female member of a group of friends who is often used buy the male members as a way of releasing sexual frustrations and frequently tossed aside after like a sock after a load has been shot into it

dave: dude, i just saw you grab karen's ass. do you guys have a thing?
greg: naw, we haven't even done anything. she's just the designated jack-off sock.

by NotASock March 26, 2010

bo jack off

Getting a handy J from a baby girl while watching "Bojack Horseman"

Uncle perry likes good ole fashion bo jack off from good ole babygirls

by Uncle_Perry12 May 16, 2017