When one hits up the local Chili's to bang some hot sluts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.
Rico: Are you ready to play the Poor Man's Pebble?
Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.
Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.
by John3-15 November 01, 2016
When you feel a slight itch in your pants department after shacking up with an unscrupulous piece from down the road, causing you to periodically pop a hand down there for a quick scratch.
Not to be confused with Dhobi Itch, which is an altogether different Itch.
Not to be confused with Dhobi Itch, which is an altogether different Itch.
Man, I think I have Dolby's Itch again, Should have kept my small piece to myself or put a raincoat on.
by P 'Fat Boy' Mitchell February 24, 2021
by youroldhandle October 24, 2014
Dude, Jeff had the worst case of shopper's itch while he was waiting for his new graphics card to arrive.
by Markus Gordathian May 17, 2014
Bacterial infection brought on by close proximity to duck fecal matter which causes a rash and itching of the infected area.
Couple ducks took a dump as they passed me swimming in Mirror Lake and now I'm itching like crazy. You must have a case of the duck itch bro.
by Dmbotchjob April 02, 2021
a reddish-brown genital rash that keeps coming back like the skank you had a booty call with and who won't leave you alone.
by V.D.Robison May 24, 2010
When the sweat runs down your back, into the crack of your arse. Then the chafing starts, followed by the redness.. then the itch... The "there's no socially acceptable, nor non-finger-smelling way to scratch" kind of itch.
I've been working my bollox off all day and worked up a fierce sweat. It's run right down my back and given me the worst case of Tiger's Itch I've ever had!
by IrishSchmirish December 15, 2018