slap the gravy

to masturbate.

"Man, that new Brad Paisley video on CMT really makes me wanna slap the gravy"

"The new Call of Duty is so good, I haven't even slapped the gravy once since I bought it"

by johnny 216 November 27, 2009

Sawmill Gravy

A semi-wet, semi-solid fart that leaves a very moist skid mark in one's panties or underwear.

Eating that greasy breakfast this morning after so much drinking last night was a big mistake. Just let loose with a little sawmill gravy.

by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017

gotchie gravy

The liquid shit stain in your underwear, especially after flurching or a bad bout of diarrhea!

If you've got diarrhea and don't make it to the John in time, you run the risk of getting some gotchie gravy!

by Jon-Miester November 24, 2006

Squirrel gravy

When you cum in a significant others mouth from atop a tree.

Honey, climb up that tree and give me some of that dirty squirrel gravy.

by Thunderclese February 03, 2019

Silver Gravy

A man's ejaculate. A man's love in liquid form.

Ooooh love, you seem to have a globule of silver gravy on your chin.

by eViLcRaFtKnIfE September 25, 2008

Queef Gravy

The act of putting an OXO cube in a vagina, getting a girl really wet and having her gush out gravy.

Tom couldn't wait for his Sunday roast covered in queef gravy

by floor_mellow March 03, 2015

gravy stain

The deposits left in the underwear after numerous bouts of diarrhea during the day.

I had a rough day, i had bad diarrhea all day and had to crap 7 times.When i checked my underwear, it had gravy stains in it so i had to throw it out.

by adam ccc August 22, 2006