internets

the currency used on the internets.

'i paid bob twenty internets because he posted a pic of epic lulz'

by ccaptainpoopypants April 5, 2008

internet

Every lazy student's friend.

The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com

by Witness10mm October 10, 2005

internet

a place on the computer where one can pretend to be researching for their history paper when one is actually checking for new comments on one's myspace.

Mother says to son "Timmy, what are you doing on our personal computer?"

Timmy responds with "Well golly, I was just researching for my history paper, of course on the good ol' world wide web, or as some like to call it, the internet."

by the my thpathe kid September 14, 2006

The Internet

is for porn.

Grab your dick and double click.

OMG THE INTERNET IS NOT FOR PORN

by nedMiles May 9, 2010

internet

Naked woman picture finder

by Anonymous April 6, 2003

The Internet

1) A series of tubes, invented by Al Gore!
2) A network, made up of mostly porn, pron, advertizements(mostly about porn, making you penis larger, gambleing, taxes, debt fixers, spam, illegal downloads, get rich quick schemes, pop ups, and things you don't want to buy, but probally will), where you may find some acual useful information or news every onc ein awhile (but this is rare)

1) "I hear there's...uh...rumurs...on the..uh...internets" - George W. Bush

2)girl # 1: I'm going to go on the Internet and do a search for the white house...oh god porn again!

3)If all porn were to be removed from the internet, there would be one website left, and it would be named "Bring back all the porn"

by Mike Coolo April 11, 2008

internet

The Internet is for porn

person 1 - What is the internet for?
person 2 - FOR PORN!!!

by gizmo.urmom May 9, 2006