I am one. Everything said of/about me on the internet is *true*
Most people, (supporting evidence) exist "here" only to serve my needs. I am smarter, brighter and in all ways superior to my peers.
Most people, (supporting evidence) exist "here" only to serve my needs. I am smarter, brighter and in all ways superior to my peers.
psuedo-intellectual
The above statement; anything/everything ever written by bob dylan...the songwriter; bob dylan the housepainter paints houses.
The above statement; anything/everything ever written by bob dylan...the songwriter; bob dylan the housepainter paints houses.
by pseudonymesis May 04, 2009
Annoying hippie type, usually raised as a spoiled brat who uses big words recycled from university text books. While these individuals can appear to be of above-average intelligence they tend to slip when challenged by people with superior intuition. Often describing themselves as being 'epic', they excuse their own shortcomings by regurgitating philosophy and liberal studies.
Pseudo intellectualism is a common hindrance requiring immediate sterilization to insure absolute nullification.
Pseudo intellectualism is a common hindrance requiring immediate sterilization to insure absolute nullification.
He slept with my recent ex-girlfriend and told me that compassion means allowing love to find it's own way home. He's an asshole. He's a pseudo intellectual.
Hi. I am Christian. My name is epic. I use words I only partially understand. I pretend I understand things like philosophy and Buddhism. I do this because I am a pseudo intellectual.
Hi. I am Christian. My name is epic. I use words I only partially understand. I pretend I understand things like philosophy and Buddhism. I do this because I am a pseudo intellectual.
by Oddmanic March 04, 2011
i figured out to add intellectual boner to urban dictionary afer reading the little novel in the horny definition...dunno why
by Puhercules May 08, 2010
That "buzz" feeling you get after continuous hours of study. It involves no alcohol yet you feel drunk. You may find yourself slurring over words by either talking to fast or trying to cram too many creative words into a single sentence.
After Peter finished his 2,000 word essay, his speech was scrambled due to absorbing to much information.
Peter: Ooooomg that was one extensively long anti procrastinatory operation I just executted in one fortieth of a fortnight; my rambunctiousness iss sureely exponentially increassing due to my compromisable nature. Glivin!
Sarah: Peter are you intellectually drunk again?
Peter: Positive.
Peter: Ooooomg that was one extensively long anti procrastinatory operation I just executted in one fortieth of a fortnight; my rambunctiousness iss sureely exponentially increassing due to my compromisable nature. Glivin!
Sarah: Peter are you intellectually drunk again?
Peter: Positive.
by Goondued November 09, 2011
Complete nonsense spouted so fluently that the untrained might think it means something so clever they just don't understand it
I am a master of intellectual diarrhoea
Example of Intellectual Diarrhoea: "Even the greatest piece of art could possibly do with a little tweaking here and there" .... completely meaningless but looks like it MIGHT be intellectual
Example of Intellectual Diarrhoea: "Even the greatest piece of art could possibly do with a little tweaking here and there" .... completely meaningless but looks like it MIGHT be intellectual
by LeeJP77 June 11, 2011
Talking to her is pointless she is intellectually deprived.
by racingroberts February 25, 2016
What an intellectual snob.
by Michael Wang June 27, 2003