instagram girl

A girl who is caught up in her likes and favorites to even notice what’s going on around her. Usually only dates guys who have as many Instagram followers and judges people based on their followers and likes. The type of girl to have 3,000 Instagram followers but 300 Twitter followers.

Tony: Hey you going to date Becky?
Mike: Nah dawg she was an Instagram girl I only had 500 followers so she wasn’t about it.

Tony: That’s whack g

by Realg100 January 28, 2018

Instagram Model

Typically a woman in her 20s or 30s who does not work and expects things for free. Also, a compulsive spender with debt who cannot hold a steady job, so they pursue an interest in "Instagram Modeling," which is simply good quality selfies.

"Oh, you're a model, what's your agency, Instagram?"
"Instagram models are simply wannabe social media influencers."
"Gains 1000 followers on Instragram, becomes a model."
"You gotta respect the working woman in a world full of Instagram models."
"When it's career day at school and your Mom says she's an Instagram model."

by ammize February 3, 2021

Instagram Friendly

Used to describe a location, typically a restaurant, where there is either good cellular coverage or free wi-fi and adequate lighting to properly capture food porn photos and upload them to Instagram.

Mike is really addicted to food porn photos, he'll only go to Instagram Friendly restaurants now.

by mzahra1 February 15, 2013

Instagram

Every hipster's favorite way to make it look like they take really classy pictures when really they are still using their phones. Yeah, you might look really cute/old school/vintage/retro, but it's still a cell phone picture.

Photographer: Hey man, look at this picture I took with my Canon 5D Mark II camera and edited in photoshop!
Hipster: No way man, look at this picture that I took on my phone with instagram! It's even better!
Photgrapher: *FACEPALM*

by Kaypea June 9, 2011

instagram boyfriend

he'd go to ends of the earth to get the perfect instagram picture for his girlfriend

Damn, he's perfect - wifey, instagram boyfriend, bae - all in one!

by classyyhoe October 19, 2017

Instacreep

One who creeps on their live feed on home page while on Facebook.

If you click refresh on the live feed on Facebook more than 10X in a minute you are an Instacreep.

by MyNameIsKatie February 9, 2010

Instagram Boi

A boy who is frequently on Instagram , and posts female or metrosexual esq. photos, such as selfies, inspirational quotes, and so on.

"Did you see Richard's post?"

"I know, what a lame ass instagram boi."

by あなたはクロンダイクバーのために何をするだろう September 16, 2014