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Heinekurine infection

When you have sex is a car outside a bar in vegas for so long that the pussy gets dried up and you already used up all your spit, so you grab the heineken that you walked out of the bar with and pour it on her butthole to try and get that last little bit of penetration in before its sealed dry shut, and it works for a second, before you pass out in the passenger seat. Then you wake up in the morning and piss heineken out your inflamed infected penis hole, and its not an STD.
I stuck my penis in a girls anus yesterday with the help of some skunky beer and now I have a Heinekurine infection. Its stinks.
by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012
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Penis injections

When you just slide that nasty sausage into the bun and squirt some nice and tasty ketchup in it!

Mmm that’s good!
I like penis injections

Penis injections are fun!
by NIKKEN September 7, 2021
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inserted

1) The woman inserted the heel of a stiletto into the mans penis hole.

2)Wow that was fun, I just inserted it into Diane and Jody
by RooKanga15 April 29, 2016
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Tactical Insertion

when you penetrate your lover while they're sleeping and they wake up and like it.
After Jeremiah performed a tactical insertion he went back to sleep.
by PrivatePyle420 January 24, 2010
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Direct Exhaust Injection

Some dumb ass fucking idea to redirect engines exhaust into the throttle body eliminating the need for turbos.
by slyr2002 December 12, 2007
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insecurities

the trouble girls have today in the modern world and all the things they hate about themselves and feel judged about. demons.
"Girls are really full of insecurities and hate themselves."
"I know dude."
by Insecure Girl March 16, 2012
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staph infection

Short for staphylococcus, a bacteria which can live harmlessly on skin surfaces however when the skin is broken, staph bacteria can enter the wound causing infection. Causes; Aly G.
There's Staph infection outbreak in southern NY, Bianca has it!
by JimJaydansy December 11, 2007
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