exit interview

going for an sti test after a break up but before a new relationship.

Friend 1: So how was the exit interview?
Friend 2: S'all good. I was just reacting to my new laundry detergent. Can't wait for my date with Jack this weekend.

by StraightTalkingLady January 30, 2017

Intervention

A sniper rifle in the game call of duty modern warfare 2 that could be equipped with a suppressor to make for silent kills, it made a comeback in the game call of duty infinite warfare with the name TF 141 which means task force 141 which was the main group of characters in modern warfare 2's campaign.

Friend "I love the intervention bolt action sniper rifle!"
Other friend "you mean the intervention from MW2"
Friend "yeah I mean that"

by Ultraman Nexus June 1, 2017

intervert

A quiet person irl who tends to be obnoxious and loud while online.

person 1: Katy posts statuses all day on fb but doesn't say anything in person!

person 2: Yep, typical intervert.

by sc508 December 28, 2011

d’Iberville High School

A place where the bitches are somewhat bad, and lil white dudes like shovels. Gotta love it. And some of the teachers hot asf no cap

Man them d’Iberville high School girls really just bad as fuck. I wouldn’t wanna be anywhere else but dville.

by BiloxiHater September 2, 2019

Divine intervention

When god makes something happen. A prime example is when in the 2001/02 season when west brom had to win at bradford in the 2nd last game of the season to be in the front seat for promotion ahead of deadly rivals wolves. We never really looked like scoring, but then out of knowhere, the ball was hoofed into the box, and bob taylor was fouled and we had a penalty!! Igor balis slotted it way and we went up next weekend. Cheers god, I owe you one.

You couldn't have written a bettewr script for the last day

I believe divine intervention scored that penalty

by number 1 wee haggis by the way June 5, 2005

human inertia

human inertia is the force necessary to change from one state, such as watching MacGuyver escape from one more foreig prison camp with a pocket knife and an ABBA greatest hits cassette, to another state such as taking the trash out or answering the phone. Human inertia has profoundly changed the world
through repeated inaction.

Knowing he was no match for human inertia, Haans decided he would get a new cat later as opposed to getting up and letting the cat in from the blizzard.

by scottoff November 7, 2007

Smartphone Intervention

Sitting a friend down and telling them their phone sucks, specifically that they need to get a smartphone.

"Guys, Jimmy just called me instead of texting me back on his lame flip phone. We totally need to stage a Smartphone Intervention."

by thesharon December 5, 2011