intervert

A quiet person irl who tends to be obnoxious and loud while online.

person 1: Katy posts statuses all day on fb but doesn't say anything in person!

person 2: Yep, typical intervert.

intervert by sc508 December 28, 2011

Intervert

The type of person that is an extrovert on the internet but an introvert in real life

Hey demarkus! have you heard about joe? " YeAH MAN he's funny online but is a little standoffish in person. Like an Intervert!

Intervert by NicksHairline April 6, 2021

Intervert

A person who's introverted online.

In unprinted demagogue and sensationalist in covers of coveted webpages, he's displayed, but not displaced as a courageous intervert.

Intervert by Hercolena Oliver May 26, 2008

Intervert

There the people who reference he Internet a lot. I mean A FRICKIN' LOT. They will dab. Randomly throw you a comeback when you say something that doesn't really offend them. Reference Jack or Logan Paul. Say get rekt. Sing everyday bro and more things douches would do...

Guy 1: This water is really dirty...
Douche 1: Almost as dirty as your mum!
Douche 2: Ohhh, get rekt!!!!

Douche 1: *dabs*

OR

Guy 1 : I just got COD WW2
Random Douche: Well, I did a 360 fuckboi nosering McCarty no scope, OHHH GET REKT SO MLG!!!

OR

Douche on X Factor: I'm gonna sing... "Everyday Bro"

Simon Cowell: GET OF THE STAGE
Guy 1: That guy is such a Intervert

Intervert by wutdouwant November 10, 2017

to intercept a diarrhea 

when you feel you have diarrhea and make an enema to get the "bad shit" thats causing the diarrhea out of your body and end it quickly

A: Yesterday I had diarrhea and spend the whole day shitting.
B: Werent you able to intercept it?
A: Nah man, you know, you have to be quick to intercept a diarrhea before you start shitting.
B: That sucks

to intercept a diarrhea by Sir Asbestos December 21, 2019

zone of interest 

The genitals or genital region of a human female. Usually refers only to that of an attractive woman; homely women are typically said to possess a zone of disinterest.

Her zone of interest was engorged and swollen, oozing out the slimy evidence of her arousal.

zone of interest by J. Grigor Wladislaw June 4, 2009

The Most Interesting Man in the World 

The Most Interesting Man in the World is an advertising campaign for the Dos Equis brand of beer.
The advertisements feature a bearded, debonair gentleman roughly in his 70s, portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith.
They also feature a montage (mostly in black and white) of daring exploits involving "the most interesting man" when he was younger.

Here are some interesting facts about the mot interesting man in the world:

He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
Cuba imports cigars from him.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He bowls overhand.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
His passport requires no photograph.
He can identify UFOs
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw

The Most Interesting Man in the World requires no example.

The Most Interesting Man in the World by canopen123canclosed March 11, 2015