Puddle Jumper

A sexually adventurous individual whose fetish leads them bounce from one squirter to the next.

I was wondering why he came to the swinger party wearing nothing but a raincoat and goggles. He’s a puddle jumper.

by Kaze77 August 2, 2019

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Puddle Score

When you're driving in the rain and you purposely speed up or slow down to time your entry into a rain puddle to soak a pedestrian and you time it perfectly to soak them with nasty puddle water.

On the way home I got a puddle score! That guy needed a snorkle at the bus stop.

by R32 Jockey June 23, 2012

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Puddle Water

A man of dark skin that is so far below the poverty line they use dirty puddle water to wash a stolen bike.

"This nigga was washing his bike of of a fucking puddle,"
"Man that's some real puddle water shit"

by Pretzelguy October 14, 2023

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Fart Puddle

When any type of biological creature with an anus farts so hard, that the gas released changes into a liquid halfway to the ground as a puddle.

Damn! That monkey had a Fart Puddle! Better get out of here!

by Rionox December 7, 2022

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(term, apparently only used in some places on the island of Newfoundland)

Someone who is not doing what they could be doing. Normally specific to the situation.

Used normally as a nudge to take action. To point out something someone is doing or not doing, or could be doing.

Like a duck sitting in a puddle. Ducks can waddle, swim and fly, explore the whole world but this particular duck is sitting in a puddle.

"Great wide world to explore, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"You aren't happy on your relationship, stop being a Puddle Duck."

"Ready to go there Puddle Duck? We are waiting on you."

by Spacegoatee December 1, 2020

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