cement job

When you cum on two girls' faces and then they stick together when it dries

"Dude I cement jobbed two girls last night and they were stuck together for an hour!"

by Cementjobguy March 5, 2014

contact cement

It means sperm, cum, spooge, jizz etc.

It was only when I pointed out the "contact cement" on my girlfriend's shirt that I realised how big my load was.

by Mr Corrupt June 23, 2005

Someone could ask you: What’s cement?

Then you can answer: Das conk creet baybee! And feel like the idiot you are, Kyle!

by Dog with bow tie January 31, 2023

by WhiteNiggatron November 3, 2019

i have a lot of scars from cement

i love cement

by spike spigil January 4, 2022

"yo do you eat cement"
"yea das conk crete baybee"

by arydenomics June 1, 2022

a mixture of stuff that is as hard as a rock.
i would reccomend not hitting your head on it. because that could hurt.

by crystaldreamer12 September 16, 2021