Cement Mixer

A noisy eater, that munches and masticates their food.

Whilst in Burger King, “Hey Ian, look at that beautiful girl over there at 3 O clock.

Ian: “Yeah, look how she eats, like a fuckin cement mixer on a building site!”

by Bucklesquack August 3, 2020

cement poisoning

the poison hidden in the cement you eat.

they love to give people cement poisoning.

by iaamtoadman December 13, 2020

cementation

when a guy ejaculates on the forehead of a dirty.

What I did last night.

by Snuser July 2, 2005

Spanish Cement

Hard dried semen

I orgasmed so hard I passed out and when I woke up I was covered in Spanish cement

by Lingtora November 4, 2023

Dent vent cement

Feaces.

She opened her dent vent and covered the car bonnet with dent vent cement.

by Zonal K October 17, 2019

honorable cemention

A "runner-up" acknowledgement at a concrete-creation competition.

Da term "honorable cemention" could also refer to da town's putting up a molded-mortar statue in your honor.

by QuacksO February 20, 2021

cement

Das conk creet baybee

"yo do you eat cement"
"yea das conk crete baybee"

by arydenomics May 31, 2022