Spanish Cement

Hard dried semen

I orgasmed so hard I passed out and when I woke up I was covered in Spanish cement

by Lingtora November 04, 2023

Cemented

adjective — Firmly established or locked in; showing undeniable dedication, skill, or presence. Often used to describe someone who’s all-in, unshakably focused, or has proven themselves.

“He’s been grinding nonstop—dude is cemented.”

by Daddylavi09 April 20, 2025

cement job

When you cum on two girls' faces and then they stick together when it dries

"Dude I cement jobbed two girls last night and they were stuck together for an hour!"

by Cementjobguy March 15, 2014

cement

verb
it is action the action of rinsing down your mouth with a liquid because your food is dry.

damn this sh*t dry i need water to cement this.

by Smash2103 July 18, 2021

Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.

“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”

by Niggarific1 August 02, 2023

cementing

An act where a person will mix their semen with the ashes of a deceased person and proceed to smother the paste on other humans and objects. Usually in a sexual manner

Hey Jamie. Let’s go do some cementing with ben’s dead grandma. She’s gonna make some mean paste!

by freaking freakyb May 02, 2024

Cement Man

Someone imbued with a sense of greatness

That Matt, he's such a cement man.

by SoothKippy July 01, 2023