cumfortable pants

A pair of trousers which were used to clean up seamen, that still get worn.

I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face

by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010

Pant sniffer

A term which refers to a person who has a strong interest, even obsessive, in niche subjects. This interest may be not understood by the general public. Also referred to as a nerd or anorak.

The steam train went under the bridge. All the pant sniffers were there taking photos.

by Got the trots August 30, 2020

safety pants

Tight lycra shorts that girls wear under skirts and dresses so that if the wind picks up nobody can see their undies.

I was on my bike and the wind picked up my skirt! Luckily I always wear my safety pants so nobody saw my knickers.

by HallMonitor November 3, 2013

Merlin's pants

An exclamation of surprise or exasperation, used in the seventh Harry Potter book by Hermione. Alternatively "Merlin's most baggy Y fronts".

"Merlin's pants! This has to be the stupidest president ever."

by DragonflyHeather August 8, 2007

forbidden pants

These pants called “Boho Flared Pants” supposedly make girls look thiccc with three c’s

John: Man my crush wore some forbidden pants today I couldn’t stop starin’

by Thiccyana September 25, 2022

Pizza Pants

Pants related to pizza.
Specifically:
1) Pants worn while enjoying pizza. Old trousers, or in a stain-hiding color or pattern.

2) Pants one is relegated to wearing because you have pizza butt ,aka fat pants.

3) Pants in which one has experienced a pizza-related GI event, aka squirts

4) Theoretical pants made from pizza. Not a real thing, don't be stupid.

1) "Got my pizza pants on, let's go to Luce."

2) "Can't wait until spring when I can get some exercise, lose some weight, and ditch the pizza pants."

3) "I had to take the bus home early, and change outta my nasty pizza pants. I am never going to Pizza Hut again."

4) "Seagulls attacked me in the parking lot. Teaches me for wearing pizza pants."

by nedjr December 5, 2011

Twerkout Pants

When yoga or spandex pants that are supposed to be worn at the gym are worn other places by a female that obviously doesn't go to the gym.

Look at that girl with the big ol' booty wearin' those twerkout pants. Did she look at herself in the mirror before she left the house?

by aceoftheday September 3, 2013