Impropaganda

To make news stories about personalities, known as celebrities, whilst avoiding more obvious, more important or serious issues.

"The economy was still in deciline today..... however *Insert Celebrity Here* was seen out dating some other *Insert Celebrity Here* in a new dress, "What was she thinking??"".

Impropaganda is ideal for misdirection and misinformation.

by Timmy Factoid October 29, 2011

improovisation

improve + improvisation. The act of making up a plan on the spot and it resulting in something good.

Dude1: Whoa! That totally worked! How did you do that?

Dude2: I don't know.

Dude1: Nice improovisation!

by GotBeeler September 25, 2008

comprovise/impromise

To partially allow for others' unique/particular wishes (i.e., "compromise") when brainstorming a low-cost/emergency solution ("i.e., "improvise") to a particular problem.

I always try to comprovise/impromise whenever I perform household upgrades/repairs, so that nobody is unnecessarily burdened/discomforted by said modifications.

by QuacksO August 11, 2018

Improvise

The action of using innatimate objects, preferably ones that vibrate, to masterbate!

Maria improvises all night long.

by The locos January 22, 2009

Self improvement

Again, not everyone who sleeps with a lot of women is working to improve themselves.

Hym “What do I have to offer? Before I answer I want to preface what I’m about to say and then I’m going to levy some follow up questions. Even if I had all of the money in the world you wouldn’t get a cent of it. You’re not particularly attractive and you don’t select based on self improvement. What exactly are your standards, objectively? And I don’t mean the standards you purport to have. I mean who have you ACTUALLY fucked that you think is better than me? And what about YOU makes you think YOU’RE interesting? There are literally movies and songs and anime about me. I’m interesting by default. The very content of my being has inspired more things than you’ll ever create. Genetically, I mean, I would say... genius intellect, perfect eye sight (neither of which you have), bone structure of a Brazilian male model. Socially? A rapier wit, profound dialogical prowess, and the ability to navigate exceedingly complex social situations... It’s not that I expect you to ‘lower your standards’ it’s that I don’t believe that you have standards outside of a fat cock and money. What I believe is that you are a whore with a fat cock discount.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

Improvised Halloween mask

When you pull your hairy balls over your face and start yelling like a monkey

I waited last minute for my costume now I need an improvised Halloween mask

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

imbrovise

When two or more dudes are quick thinking, on the spot, without the use of cue cards or without previous preparation.

Did you see that? That guy and his wingman imbrovised perfectly when those cougars rejected them.

by Esteban de la Sexface July 31, 2009