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IQ

A bogus concept that claims to be a measure of intelligence, but in reality, is as problematic as using BMI as a measure of healthy weight. IQ tests have been demonstrated to be culturally biased (that is, they rely heavily on questions that presuppose knowledge of white, Western culture). In reality, intelligence isn't something people are born with varying amounts of, it's a muscle that people choose to exercise or not, and just about anyone (save for the PROFOUNDLY cognitively disabled) can be smart or stupid, depending on whether they choose to be observant of what's really going on around them, pay attention to detail, and learn from experiences both positive and negative, or just walk around the world like a dumbass with their head in the sand. There are many more stupid people in the world, because stupidity is the path of least resistance, being smart takes effort. Some people are better with numbers, memorizing patterns, spatial orientation, sure, but that isn't intelligence, those are just specific skills that people will naturally have varying degrees of. True intelligence or stupidity isn't something that's inborn, it's a choice to pay attention, make good decisions, and seek out helpful information, or not. The fact that so many high-IQ people are good at taking tests, but are complete and utter dumbasses in every other facet of life, should put to rest the idea that IQ means anything at all, but unfortunately, this very stupid myth still persists.
The fact that there are high-IQ people who advocate fascism, but my ex-girlfriend who is technically learning-disabled, and so bad with directions that she could get lost in a NYC street grid, volunteers her time passionately to help immigrants and low-income people, and taught herself Spanish, proves that IQ has jack-all to do with actual intelligence.
by q359 July 24, 2023
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IQ Existential Crises

A process by which one has spent heaps of time researching IQ and finally starts questioning if knowing one's IQ has any purpose beyond hubris.
X:...What is the point of IQ? What does knowing this number do?? Is it all to grandiose my ego? Will it ever help me in the future? Why have I spent so much time on this useless topic?
Y: There is no point... You seem to be having a case of IQ Existential Crises.
by AXAAA October 19, 2021
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Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.
Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*
by Izn't No More November 28, 2022
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IQ

An index between you height(in cm) and you weight(in kg), varies directly with hair loss.
by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 15, 2020
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quit IQ

IQ quit, which means that the brain committed suicide. Can be used to describe people or things that does not involve brain activity.
-So dx^2/dt^2 = x/t
-Ow wow! How did you get that?

-I canceled out 2s and ds

-quit IQ

"Person A does not understand a simple well explained instruction and makes a careless mistake"

- are you quit IQ?

-you are quit IQ!
-how am I quit IQ?

-your instruction is quit IQ!
by ra tsa tsa March 11, 2021
mugGet the quit IQmug.

my son so dumb iq 21 asian rap 1

My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum

He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry

My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023
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Mushin iq

An iq only people named Mushin possesses
You have Mushin iq
by ToxjK December 17, 2018
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