internet 

Boobiez, drugz, bombz and IRC.

internet by Anonymous May 25, 2003

internet 

Something that allows people to pay money to look at advertisements for products they'll never buy while calling each other 'asshats.'

internet by Baller July 7, 2003

internet 

Home of the pale thin nerd kids of America.

The internet has bred a new generation of worthless turds.

internet by super duper pooper scooper April 26, 2006

Internet 

a place where an insecure man/woman in his/her late 30's go to make other people think they're something they're not...

i.e.(Comic book guy from The Simpsons)

Internet by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Internet 

A-Are you serious? What kind of moron are you?

You're looking up Internet in the Urban Dictionary. Get off. Now.

Internet by DarkspineSilver1 January 6, 2014

Internet 

The net that's in swimming trunks.

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.

Internet by Jon May 13, 2005

internet 

best damn thing ever invented

why labor over a skool report when it can be had for free from the Internet

internet by stu f. May 27, 2004