iReady

A customized program to teach basic reading and math skills mandated by school districts to justify their purchase and despised by students.

"Did you know that there are five pages of iReady definitions on Urban Dictionary?"

"Yeah, it's ironic that all the complainers have grammar so profoundly shitty that they probably could have used a little practice on iReady."

by deathbyiready April 28, 2020

Iready

a website made by 'teacher idiots' (idiots) said to make your learning better

Teacher : LETS DO IREADY!!!
Joe : I wanna kermit sewer slide so badly right now.

by manmanmanguyguyguy January 29, 2021

iready

a fucking disgusting and shitty excuse of a program designed to make students want to commit suicide without hesitation.

professor: alright everyone, to ight you should be getting at least 40 minutes of iready done.

student: alright everyone, i have the noose, who wants to join me?

by COLORBARS. February 26, 2022

iready

a dumb math website

jeff: ima go on to iready
yorased: stop it will infect you

by l0stshiba April 19, 2022

iready

a bullshit learning website that will start WWIII

kid 1: why are you jumping off a 20 story building?
kid 2: iready
kid 1: can i join you?

by уour mum December 16, 2023

iReady Pro

A student who has a very low rank in iReady, often indicating that they are struggling with the course materials

someone: Jayden's chromebook is broken because he keeps punching his chromebook when he gets a question wrong
someone else: Yeah, Jayden is iReady Pro
teacher: both of you owe me 40 minutes on iReady

by mega_h July 5, 2025

Ms. Iready

A female teacher who gives you an I-ready assignment every day or more that take 30 minutes each and make your brain want to smash itself into the ground

Bob : Our Teacher is giving us 50 I-ready assessments
Sam : AAAA lets call her Ms. Iready now

by UltramanFan December 22, 2020