Hippo Nipple

A glass of chocolate milk with a bomb shot of Hpnotiq in it. Like a hippos nipple - it’s full of nourishing milk, but is dangerous to drink from and packs a punch.

“The last thing Nelson and Jacob remembering is pouring glasses of chocolate milk and shots of Hpnotiq for their hippo nipples. After that, the night was a blur.”

by 989goose November 23, 2022

hungry hippo

When too-tight pants lose the fight against a gigantic ass.

"That girl has a bad case of hungry hippo. She shouldn't be tryin' to pull off a size 0!"

by mossyrock September 3, 2014

The Hippo

When your girl bites your ass so hard it’s starts bleeding

Dude, my girl just gave me the hippo and it felt soooo nice

by Hippq January 23, 2021

sabertooth crotch hippo

A very fat bitchy female. Usually depends on her baby daddy or daddies to support her

God daniel arns is a sabertooth crotch hippo

by critterkiller January 25, 2014

Mr. Hippo

An animatronic hippo who jumpscares and kills you, but afterwards, tells you a story about having a picnic with his friend Orville next to a river with a waterfall. He says he feels like he is a fish swimming through the stream- cycling over and over until they get eaten by another fish. Orville wraps a picnic sheet over Mr. Hippo and pours the two of them a glass of lemonade. Mr. Hippo tells the victim that he does not know how such a peaceful setting, turned into him becoming an animatronic who roams the duct with others of his kind. He wonders if there is an explanation for this... or if there is no explanation at all. The moral he conveys is that people try too hard to find an explanation, but what if there isn't one or is out of our comprehension?

Adapted from the game FNAF Ultimate Custom Night

Mr. Hippo is a really good storyteller.

by pussack August 5, 2018

Hippo

An overweight hippy.

No way I'm taking home that hippo. She reeks of patchouli and probably hasn't shaved her bush since the 90s.

by Almanaseer January 21, 2008

hippo ass

When you are extremely thicc and you turn around and your ass is the size of a exercise ball. plastic surgery can't give you this much thiccness, it has to run in your family. if it does, you are a complete goddess and rise above all. if you know someone with a hippo ass, it's gonna be hard to eat the whole peach.

I was walking down the street and I saw a girl with a hippo ass. the poperatsi were chasing her down the block. it was a nice sight.

by don't be a shit head November 10, 2019