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Humberto

Humberto who? Oh yeah......the biggest loser!
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herbert

It would seem that space hippies are, indeed, good for something.

"Mr. Spock... what does 'Herbert' mean?"
"It is somewhat... uncomplimentary, captain. Herbert was a minor official -- notorious for his rigid and limited patterns of thought."
"Man, I just got back from dealing with those tight laced assholes in administration. What a bunch of self-righteous morons."

"You mean the Herberts? Yeah, I reach. They try to hide their stupidity behind pissy school-girl momentum. They fail, of course."

"I know. Even Barris doesn't buy that shit."

"I take consolation in knowing that, when they're not bent over some desk appeasing their superiors, they're tearing themselves apart in the collective flame of a never-ending midlife crisis. At least /we/ maintain a sense of humor about it all."

"Hah, yeah. Fucking Herberts."
by Øne November 9, 2007
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Hubert

An ignorant cunt who doesn’t get girls and can’t take a joke .the only things he does in life is sit on his Xbox or ride around in his bike
Hubert is gay cause I said so
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Hubert

The kind of guy who steals free samples from Sams Club.
Hubert is a retard.
by I.Spit.Bars April 24, 2017
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st. hubert

the best all-girls catholic high school in philly. the school has the biggest spirit & the prettiest girls who know how to get turnt on the weekends. anyone who goes to st. huberts is so lucky. sisterhood cannot be defined, only experienced.
st. hubert high school is the best school in philly!

susie hubert day at st. hubert is the best day of the year!
by ylrak17 July 19, 2017
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hubert

A cubic mouthful. i.e. Unit of volume.
Bluto Blutarsky squeezed a hubert of mashed potatoes on the preppy.

I'd estimate her naturals to be a couple of huberts.
by sswo May 21, 2011
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Humberto

1. Not to be confused with ungüento, lamberto or the humpback turtle.

An old fashioned pedestrian with a mustache, who tells time by looking at an apparatus on his wrist.
Humberto`s dressing style is very formal, he wears polo shirts and khakis , once in a while he wears a non-zipper sweater around his neck to look swagger.
Humberto does not speak English, in fact his English sounds like a box-full of spoons thrown down the stairs.
Although his looks and parley are not his strength, he is quite the ladie`s man, humberto has secret affairs now and then,humberto dates young and beautiful wome , humberto is every woman`s piggy bank.
Very hard working, his work involves physical labor such as gardening or fixing leaky gutters; humberto is a handy-man.
Unfortunately this loser, quit school, he does not know what a cap -and-gown is nor does he know what 5+5-5 is equals to.

2. Its a hair style known for using chunks of long hair or extensions to cover any bald spots along ones head, lots of hairspray or gel needed; works best with a beardstrap or a rattail.
Mr. Money Bags: Humberto i cant lend you anymore money, you must file for bankruptcy!
Humberto: NO!! is no fair yoo no
by WH00-i -Me-Wah-shing-ton July 31, 2015
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