Altoid Hummer

Getting a blowjob from a girl who just chewed an altoid mint.

Oh man, I got an altoid hummer last week from that chick over there, my dick still feels numb.

by Watch me rip this shit. March 1, 2011

hummer

When a girl goes down on a guy and makes his willy want to cry while mumming.

Angel gives GREAT hummer, not your mom.

by Duckiee June 27, 2006

Hummer

When a girl tosses off a man while at the same time sucking his balls and humming causing vibrations giving mass pleasure.

"Yesterday my girlfriend gave me a hummer."

by Doc December 12, 2002

bag of hammers

An insult referring to either the stupidity/low intelligence of another, or the uselessness of an idea, remark, or person.

Other than giving a mean blowjob and wasting money on food for me, that nuthugger is worth about as much as a bag of hammers.

When she opens her mouth, it sounds like someone just dropped a bag of hammers on a cold, concrete floor.

by Juice March 9, 2005

HUMMER

Huge Unnecessary Machine Misusing Everyone’s Resources

What a Huge Unnecessary Machine Misusing Everyone’s Resources (HUMMER)!

by dianneyunkeraz October 10, 2008

Stretch Hummer

When a girl is bent over and the other person licks from the clitoris all the way to the asshole.

Man, I guess she went running earlier because I gave her a stretch hummer and it tasted salty

by Nathaniel Longbritches April 26, 2010

hammers hangers

a variety of coat hangers bent or heated for the use of aborting fetuses.

shelby hammer was pregnant and was about to have a black baby before she invented hammers hangers

by Dr. cock an balls May 23, 2010