monkey hosing

Vigorously tugging of your own or a friends foreskin and stretching it a considerable distance. Usually done whilst staring at a banana and grinning like a fool.

His constant monkey hosing risked him being locked up in the zoo.

by DirtyBob April 18, 2015

Midnight pot holing

Usually restricted to times of intense inebriation, foreplay is forgone the decision is taken to go down on her straight away. What you next experience can only be likened to 'pot holing'. You feel like you could take a stroll through her huge vaginal cavity, and it's lined with the sort of growths and protuberances that you need to be wearing a hard hat to protect yourself. The stench is like thousand-year-old stagnant water, preventing you from breathing properly and claustrophobia is only two steps behind you.
The only way to feel clean again after the experience is to shower for two weeks solid in boiling water.

Guy1: Dude, did you REALLY get off with that beast last night?

Guy2: I can't talk about it - it was midnight pot holing in the extreme....

by BigBadJonnyboy August 24, 2011

Hoing

Hailing and snowing

Person 1: hey! Its hailing and snowing
Person 2: thats called hoing

by Bcelm5 March 31, 2013

Hoeing around

When a girl is selling her body and/or sleeping with multiple guys at a time.

Jennifer has been hoeing around for the past year.

by Godhimself2699 December 12, 2018

Bum Holing

Bum Holing is the art of sucking up to ones boss.

(Worker 1) What was Myles doing talking to Mark?

(Worker 2) Oh he was just Bum Holing him

by Carp 666 February 4, 2010

Pear Holing

A rough sexual act that is without definition. People who are into getting rough in the sack can simply describe their rough actions as pear holing instead of going into great detail about the logistics of their roughness.

Lee: "What did you and Rock do last night?"

Amanda K: "Oh you know, things got really rough. We were really pear holing!"

by This is for the Kitchen May 10, 2009

hoing

The act of looking for girls

"We need to find some ladys (Outkast's Whos a Ho playing in the background), we'r going Hoing tonight boys."

by goddambats August 8, 2006