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Howlie

A term for a white person. Especially in Hawaii. Usually a tourist who causes trouble.

It is the equivalent of the black term "cracker"
Hawaiian Native 1: Who robbed the bank yesterday?
Hawaiian Nattive 2: One of those damn Howlies. I think he was from Vegas or something.
by Little Miss President March 13, 2009
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howlow

Form of inclusive depravity
So just howlow is it permissible to go
by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009
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howler

Scientific name: Trollus Vulgaris Ulularis

An obscure subspecies of common troll, this lesser known internet denizen and lurker was brought back into the mainstream's view during the campaigns/elections for POTUS 2016.

With its characteristic scent of fear and ignorance, the howler repeatedly attempts to shout its personal truths into everybody else's reality using mostly blunt force internet tactics, relying heavily on logically fallacious ambushes and what it believes to be shiny objects.

Fueled by delusion and derision, convoluted arguments are constructed/fabricated and secured to each other by a near infinite number of tenuous threads at randomized intersections, maintaining many points of continuity with the original discussion while completely fragmenting coherency. Appearing on forums as vehemently vigorous to suffering extreme torpor and all points in between, the howler becomes tick-like and difficult to shake off once it has determined that you are prey and has attached its victim(s). Its rationales are unknown; it is uncertain if a howler can actually reason for itself, as none has ever observably demonstrated a fully intact brain or usable mind.

Usually, standard troll management techniques apply. However, at the time of this writing some have escaped off the internet and into public office; meatspace procedures are in the process of evolving to accommodate the contingency.
A post appears on a net neutrality forum...

Random dumbfuck: "I VETTED THEM AND THEY WERE ALL SATANISTS, SATAN DOES NOT GET INTERNET"

Everyone else, collectively rolling eyes and saying to themselves: "Fucking howlers."
by iamchavo January 22, 2017
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howlongtobeat

A site where you can maintain your video game completions and checking inaccurate game completion times
A : How long does it take to beat skyrim ?
B : Check it out on howlongtobeat
by patientgamer94 July 11, 2021
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howlett

A thick as hell twat that slides around all day on his own bullshit. he commonly gets raped by his dad.
Ha ha look at that thicko he must be howlett
by Gay September 16, 2003
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Howler Monkey

A Woman that makes excessive unintelligable noises during lovemaking.
"Dave, your girlfriend is a real Howler Monkey! I could hear her through the walls!"
by Adam January 28, 2005
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