Hotpocket

An overheated pocket due to an expandable, solar powered microwave found in ones pocket.

Young Daniel suffered from "Hotpocket" when he left his expandable, solar powered microwave in his pocket for much too long.

by Nancy werdna December 25, 2007

Hospice

A dark purple powder you sprinkle on someone to make them more “Ho-like”

Been months since we fucked; she be keeping her should under hard ice. To keep my dick from exploding, I hit her with that hospice.

by UrbanThesaurus69 March 4, 2018

HotPocket-Whip

When someone him or her chose an food over interacting with people.

Jake: Why did Anna chose an candy bar over hanging with us?
Jennifer: Do mind her, she's HotPocket-Whip

by AmaiGisei December 28, 2014

Hoticalmerialism

A genetic syndrome for which a child(children) of non attractive parents are very attractive.

Mary: "How does that guy look so good to come from that family?!"

Kate: "He has hoticalmerialism!"

by Ëclair August 19, 2015

Hoticalmerialism

A genetic syndrome for which a child(children) of non attractive parents are very attractive.

Mary: "How does that guy look so good to come from that family?!"

Kate: "He has hoticalmerialism!"

by Ëclair August 19, 2015

Hotpocket

Get a condom,take a poo inside it then heat it up and then you can use it for whatever you want

Boy : I put my hotpocket in her ass

by Bigpenisstuckinavagina February 15, 2017

hoptical illusion

1. The effects of brewing on the eyesight causing things / people to seem different to reality
2. Anything seen through beer goggles

"Wow!! Check out that stunner over the other end of the bar!"
"Nah mate, she's a hoptical illusion"

by Marvel dee cee June 22, 2017