Honkey Kong

Like Donkey Kong, but white.

Person 1: I saved the princess!
Person 2: Cool! Did you climb the ladders and defeat the evil gorilla?
Person 1: Nah, I complained to the cops about it until they stepped in and fixed things.
Person 2: That's how you play Honkey Kong!

by Dick Cheeseburger December 31, 2011

Honkeytonk

The sound made when a truck hits a donkey.

That truck hit the donkey so hard i herd "Honkeytonk"!

by Definitely Not Rassem May 28, 2006

honkey

Often mistaken as a negative term for white people, (such as nigger for blacks) but it is not. When the white man came to get a slave in the old days, he would drive up in his truck and signal the slave owner by honking his horn, thus the slaves would call them 'honkey'.
White people are not offended by this term.

We gonna be busy today, here comes a honkey.

by Tommy PWT October 27, 2006

honkey

A term that is used to racially offend caucasian people. The origin came from the fact the the "honking" sound is the last thing the nigger hears before the white person runs them over with their vehicle.

Get Out of the street or you are going to get run over by a honkey

by Derek Ellis October 18, 2007

honkeypants

the type of pants you wear when you need to eat pie and you want to chase dorathy and todo around

Im so high i feel like mr. honkeypants

by Monkeyshiner January 22, 2004

Honkey Donkey Dick

Huge caucasian dick (John Holmes)

John Holmes had a honkey donkey dick!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Honkey Kong

An Asian or Asian American who tries to act or embody a persona like a white person.

Are you just going to let that honkey kong fail that math test?

by Sacha Desato November 2, 2008