Selective hearing

Selective hearing refers to the way people only hear a part of what someone is saying — often, it's what they want or expect to hear — and miss out on the rest.

This tends to cause conflict, riffs and miscommunication in relationships.

It is also very annoying and RUDE.

Sophie Hawker 's selective hearing makes holding a conversation with her a time job.

by CHMedExpert November 27, 2023

Sticky hearing aid

A sex act where the male ejaculates in to his partners ear with such vehemence the spooge cleans the ear canal thus improving hearing.

“The wife was complaining her ears were playing up after our flight so I sorted her reet out with a sticky hearing aid”

by The Grotbag June 19, 2025

Remote hoarding

The habit of storing things at other’s homes or properties, typically because one is running out of space, under the guise of a long-term loan, with the idea that it will be available when needed without having to store at one’s own home or property.

Nathan knew that Shawn and his girlfriend wanted to start kayaking, so he offered to lend Shawn his two kayaks and let him keep them at his property under the guide of a long term loan, but as remote hoarding, Nathan’s can come get them whenever he needs to.

by HotMonster65 October 19, 2025

Houma Hearing Aid

When a guy cums in your ear.

The sex was going good until the houma hearing aid, I haven't heard right since. I never heard it cumming

by John tickle December 29, 2025

Everything in Haringey

An expression that sums up a conversation or point about the troubles and bad things in London.

Person 1: You know some London gangs have guns? They mainly come from Jamaica.

Person 2: Well, you know what they say. Everything in Haringey.

by everythinginharingey112 May 11, 2012

Strategic Food Hoarding

Hoarding and/or hiding food around the house to ensure that you're the only one who gets to eat it.

Because of my brother's strategic food hoarding, I can't find those chocolate chip cookies!
strategic food hoarding

by Ileikturtlez May 22, 2013

Toilet Paper Hoarding

What all the fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.

No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.

Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.

You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.

Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.

My neighbor has been entertaining herself by engaging in toilet paper hoarding. She has 14 pallets and can’t even park her car in the garage anymore.

by TauKitty April 21, 2020