New York Hoagie Ho-down

Often shortened to: NYHH. A competition wherein multiple whammen fit larger and larger hoagies into their front hole (the scientifically correct term for pussy). The sport was original invented in New York in 1873, it is now a staple in competitions taking place in Sweden. As of 2018, NYHH is not an olympic sport, but Sweden is petitioning for it to be added.

"Damn, I went to Sweden and saw a bunch of wo-people in a New York Hoagie Ho-down in the park."

by gannucard September 1, 2018

Skin Hoagie

A person who acts like a total dick and is unkind to people in general. A skin hoagie also takes joy in complaining vocally about everything and thinks they are better than others at everything.

"Man, Ken really is a skin Hoagie"

by JohnnySandDollar September 10, 2020

Hoagie-fest!

Hoagie-fest! is a CCSL event that is held one Tuesday every season in which the players of the league gather together in the park and engage in some tomfoolery. This year, the event is actually being held on the summer solstice. Stories are exchanged, beverages are consumed, and most importantly, we eat hoagies! Yay Hoagie-fest!

Hoagie-fest! was such a hit last year, there were individuals consuming beverages until 12:40 in the morning. A new CCSL record!

by C.S-ball June 21, 2011

Hoagie Dick

A nasty penis, that looks and smells like a 3 day old hoagie.

My girl’s BFF told her Bobby hasn’t had a shower in days and has a bad case of hoagie dick.

by Rectum Prirate June 25, 2022

Wawa Hoagie with vegan cheese and vegetarian beans

A comedic term created by popular My Chemical Romance Instagram fan page; @frank.ieros_low_e.string. The sandwich is referred to as Frank Iero’s favorite thing to get at In-N-Out Burger. This is the sandwich he attempted to order before being harassed for his pride in New Jersey. He later killed all the people at In-N-Out Burger in his fit of rage.

“I want a Wawa Hoagie with vegan cheese and vegetarian beans, because I am vegetarian and I want a Wawa coffee.

by i.make.memes.not.tragedies November 28, 2020

Hoagied n Boabied

Hoagied n boabied is an old Scottish that saying relates to buying someone a Donner hoagie, and then proceeding to have sexual intercourse with them. You also only want to do this with people that you find 10/10.”

“mate, I really want to hoagie n boabie her. She’s actually stunning.”

“Whats happening darling, you wanting Hoagied n boabied.”

by Kyle Beatsworth March 2, 2025

Hoagie Whoppin

(verb) Swagga Jackin. Dick Eatin. Copycatting. Fraudin. On the bandwagon. A person who copies off someone else in order to get attention or to be associated with the person who is being hoagie whopped
Noun: Hoagie Whopper
Past tense: Hoagie whopped

Man 1: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper!
Man 2: (To Man 1) What?! you're crazy...

Man 3: (To Man 1 from a distance) Yeah! You have no taste in music!

Man 1: (To Man 2) Now we got nigguhs hoagie whoppin from a mile away.

by iFuckWitRealRidahs October 28, 2013