a derogatory term for a reindeer
by reindeer hater December 20, 2008
Get the jingle horse mug.Caligula's horse (noun):
An imposter or phony. Someone who holds a position he or she does not deserve.
The Roman emperor Caligula once made his favorite horse a senator.
An imposter or phony. Someone who holds a position he or she does not deserve.
The Roman emperor Caligula once made his favorite horse a senator.
"Man, my English teacher's such a Caligula's horse! I read some of her poetry, and it's blog-awful."
by Arthur September 28, 2003
Get the caligula's horse mug."Nice as Bun B when I met him at the Source awards, girl he had with him, ass could have won the Horse awards..."
From Kanye's 'Last Call'
From Kanye's 'Last Call'
by Mechanix187 February 3, 2007
Get the Horse Award mug.What you might find in your horoscope:
"You are somewhat tall"
"You will meet someone today and they will seem nice"
What you will not find in your horoscope:
"Today you will find out you are adopted, if not today then it is only a matter of time. Seriously, you look nothing like your so-called "parents." You will also lose your job, and an unspecified limb."
"Men in masks will break in to your home and force you to play trivial pursuit, the fact that they seem to get all the easy questions will irk you. Make ready, you will soon be called upon to defend the entire species from certain destruction."
"You are somewhat tall"
"You will meet someone today and they will seem nice"
What you will not find in your horoscope:
"Today you will find out you are adopted, if not today then it is only a matter of time. Seriously, you look nothing like your so-called "parents." You will also lose your job, and an unspecified limb."
"Men in masks will break in to your home and force you to play trivial pursuit, the fact that they seem to get all the easy questions will irk you. Make ready, you will soon be called upon to defend the entire species from certain destruction."
by The Definitionizer December 9, 2006
Get the horoscope mug.A very intense sport which requires the use of every single muscle in you body to saty on when your horse decides he is finished. It also requires you to get up really early every saturday during summer the only time you have free because of school. It requires you to be out at the barn at any time 24/7 in the case that your horse decides to hurt himself and cost you hundreds of dollars or when you have to get ready for shows at 2 or 3 in the morning. Considered the hardest sport,excluding bullriding and broncos, because you are not controlling an inanimate object but one that has a mind of its own. It also requires immense amounts of time.
but in the end its all worth it.
but in the end its all worth it.
what did you do this weekend?
nothing I was at a horse show.or I was horseback riding.
Hey you wanna do something tonight?
Can't have to go tend to my horse so I can get up at 2 am to go to a horse show.
How was your day?
great my horse just cost me a buttload of money for his vet bill.
nothing I was at a horse show.or I was horseback riding.
Hey you wanna do something tonight?
Can't have to go tend to my horse so I can get up at 2 am to go to a horse show.
How was your day?
great my horse just cost me a buttload of money for his vet bill.
by Jeffnjoe March 22, 2009
Get the Horseback Riding mug.by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009
Get the hors d'oeuvre-ivore mug.A phrase indicating that the speaker maintains a form of equine transport outside the premises, superior to forms of conveyance, e.g. big queer metal boxes such as the Honda Civic, the Mitzi or the Subaru. Comes in handy when transporting a beure from a church in Thomas St.
by plkio December 14, 2010
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