Hastings Pudding

A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.

It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.

Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"

by mindcandy August 3, 2012

hitting the suds

Drinking a beer.

Jerry's been hitting the suds all day!

by Petey Vang May 2, 2015

Hitting the trailer

Penetrating the anus. Hitting the trailer is a euphemism for anal sex, but is more specifically used when the anal sex was unwanted or not discussed ahead of time and the recipient expects to receive normal vaginal sex, but is surprised by their anus being penetrated instead.

Charlene had no clue that Cletus was planning something different this time, but he grabbed her ankles, spit, and began "hitting the trailer" much to her shock and chagrin.

by rickabone September 18, 2017

hoisting the trophy

Lifting your partner during sex to get her in position so that you can get some back-door action.

There's no doubt Brian will be hoisting the trophy in a few weeks.

by Puntmuffer February 2, 2018

Hitting an iron ore vein

When your partner is nearing the end of her period and assures you that it is all safe. Yet, when you go down on her you get a 1/2 pint glass full of iron enriched gore.

#Hitting an iron ore vein
Hey is it safe?

Yeah don't worry babe, go ahead!

WOW I hit an iron ore vein!

by TheRealManuel May 21, 2018

Heisting

The act of committing a heist

"You guys ready for the heist?"
"Yeah man, we be heisting tonight!"

by Wonder-Gaye November 25, 2019

hitting the cervix

When writers of a tv show or movie shove too much storyline into one season. Putting in more than be taken, causing pain and confusion, making it more and more difficult too enjoy.

“Man season two of Outer Banks was kinda hitting the cervix near the last couple episodes”

by Squirrelnuts420 August 12, 2021